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Simple

Bio

Live in the Roosevelt neighborhood Have a stunning wife and two adorable children I am… more »

TMI

  • What helps you sleep?: Mediocore Sex
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: My Uncle Richard
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • What book have you read the most?: The Confederacy of dunces
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Watching old episodes of the Twilight Zone

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May 24 Simple commented on Last Days.
I wish Ann had her own column I would read it every week. It is so trendy to hate on Ann, go fixe hipsters!!!!!
May 1 Simple commented on I, Anonymous.
Why does heroin get such a bad rap?
Apr 29 Simple commented on Jason Collins Isn't the First Openly Gay Pro Basketball Player.
Ozzie Guillen was the Manager of the Chicago White Sox. He was castigated for calling a player for another team a "faggot". When questioned about it he said "I have nothing against gay people, I go to WNBA games all the time." No one batted an eye. This was 7-8 years ago.
Apr 26 Simple commented on And the Best Band Press Photo of the Week Goes To....
Vag it is what's for dinner!!
Apr 17 Simple commented on Fiction.
Well played. I can hardly wait until the NBA tips off here next year. Alexie you describe basketball better than anyone on the planet.
Apr 9 Simple commented on Fiction.
do you have her number i would like to call her.
Mar 8 Simple commented on "At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.".
I had a first date who menstrated about a pint, just as she was getting out of the car to go to a friends birthday party. She didn't know anyone, she felt kind of bad. I borrowed a pair of hosts jeans. I tried to make her feel like it was no big deal. If must of worked becuase we slept together that night. I never called or slept with her again though. I wonder what she is up to this afternoon...
Feb 9 Simple commented on "All the Makings of a Really Good Music-Fueled Beer Festival".
Champagne Champagne!!!!! Yahooo!
Jan 29 Simple commented on Photographing People Who Look Alike Oddly Makes Them Look Less Alike.
Always had a twin fetish. More please.
Jan 28 Simple commented on Well-Regulated Militia Accidentally Shoots Fiancé at Gun Range.
Cheer leading can lead to horrible accidents, unless you consider being parlylized not so bad.

Softball leads to tremendous hangovers and drunkeness, lewd behavior of all sorts.
 
 

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