May 11, 2015 benjles commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Friend Request from a Thief.
I would love to hear what the cops did with their "freebie." Typically their reaction to such evidence results in them nodding their heads (if you're even that lucky), and then proceeding to not give a fuck.

At least that's been my experience.
Mar 7, 2013 benjles commented on SubPac Gives You Portable Low-End Sensations.
I was expecting a 2Pac/SubPop artists mashup. This still sounds cool though. Mashups are over.
Jan 10, 2013 benjles commented on Good Thing I Have the Self-Restraint Not to Fling a Shoe at Richard DeBolt and Rodney Tom.
The votes are in, dude. Chuck a shoe at those walking turds already!
Dec 9, 2011 benjles commented on Students Planning "Solidarity Circle" Around Banished Occupy Campers.
Occupy is draining funds from an already under-funded public school. Go camp down at City Hall and drain their funds and create an eyesore for their occupants.

That area's always been a host for questionable characters, but now those characters have a place to hide. I'm certain it's no coincidence that my wife's coat, along with others' belongings, were stolen straight out of the classroom one morning 3 or 4 weeks ago.

GTFO, already!
Aug 16, 2011 benjles commented on Lord of the Rings-Inspired Music: Mostly Awful.
The lyrics to Ramble On are open to interpretation?

Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear
How years ago in days of old when magic filled the air
'twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, mm-I met a girl so fair
but Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her
her, her, yeah, and ain't nothin' I can do, no
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