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Jul 22, 2011 Wandering Stars reviewed Pony.
Pony is:

1) covered in penises. Wall to wall, there's dick everywhere. More inches per square inch than anyplace else.

2) very, very gay. There's two restrooms, one marked "Men" and one marked "boys". The difference is that in the men's room, the door does not lock, and the light is a blacklight. There's porn on the walls, on the tables, on the ceiling.

3) caught in a time warp. The DJ seems to play mostly 70's and 80's music from the whole post-punk/new wave era. The porn is all 70's porn. The bartenders wear these teeny tiny tennis shorts and ultra-tight t-shirts, circa 1976.

4) drunk. The drinks are cheap, plentiful, tasty, and potent. Yes, the bartender is trying to get you drunk.

5) filled with men. Every age, shape, color, and kind. This is a bar for gay men, and it does not pretend to be anything else. Why should it? Shouldn't we queers have a little place all our own? A place where gay men can be gay men, and not have to pretend to be anything else?

6) Fun. Go to Pony. Get drunk. Get laid. Get a t-shirt.

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Jul 22, 2011 Wandering Stars joined My Stranger Face
Jul 22, 2011 Wandering Stars reviewed Pony.
Pony is:

1) covered in penises. Wall to wall, there's dick everywhere. More inches per square inch than anyplace else.

2) very, very gay. There's two restrooms, one marked "Men" and one marked "boys". The difference is that in the men's room, the door does not lock, and the light is a blacklight. There's porn on the walls, on the tables, on the ceiling.

3) caught in a time warp. The DJ seems to play mostly 70's and 80's music from the whole post-punk/new wave era. The porn is all 70's porn. The bartenders wear these teeny tiny tennis shorts and ultra-tight t-shirts, circa 1976.

4) drunk. The drinks are cheap, plentiful, tasty, and potent. Yes, the bartender is trying to get you drunk.

5) filled with men. Every age, shape, color, and kind. This is a bar for gay men, and it does not pretend to be anything else. Why should it? Shouldn't we queers have a little place all our own? A place where gay men can be gay men, and not have to pretend to be anything else?

6) Fun. Go to Pony. Get drunk. Get laid. Get a t-shirt.
 
 

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