Jan 18, 2015 gttrgst commented on Returning Column!.
So you want Free Bird on a ukulele?

Add Allen Ginsberg and Not-Kurt members of Nirvana to the McCartney thing.
Jan 18, 2015 gttrgst commented on An Insufferable Seahawks Championship Game LIVESLOG.
Thanks for the 'tainment, Spike.
"3:33: That is the greatest moment of my life."
I hope this is not true.
Jan 18, 2015 gttrgst commented on An Insufferable Seahawks Championship Game LIVESLOG.
@42 My apologies to the poet. I was lashing out at inanimate objects when I should have been chasing penguins. Now, where's my Nerf Club and Nerf Baby Seal?
Jan 18, 2015 gttrgst commented on An Insufferable Seahawks Championship Game LIVESLOG.
This LIVESLOG is just barely sufferable, bordering compass-spinning in-.
Aug 29, 2014 gttrgst commented on Chubby Checker Won His Lawsuit Vs. HP's "Chubby Checker" App.
This makes me wonder what a Mike Nipper app might do.
Jul 7, 2014 gttrgst commented on Fashion News From the Animal Kingdom: The New Chimp Trend Is "Grass-in-the-Ear".
"What is society? I have answered: Society is imitation..."
---> "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." Einstein
Jun 21, 2014 gttrgst commented on Rise and Shine: Celebrate the First Day of Summer With this Sunshine-Filled Playlist.
Shaggy - In The Summertime
k.d. lang - All of Invincible Summer and esp. Summerfling
Katy Perry - California Gurls
Jun 7, 2014 gttrgst commented on About That Hate Crime I Committed at University of Chicago.
I hope "It" gets better.
May 10, 2014 gttrgst commented on Genius Band Releases Silent Album on Spotify, Makes $20,000 in Royalties (Maybe).
The estate of John Cage should sue them for royalties.