Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Mr. Savage knew that a heightened demand for Arab translators would lead to the repeal of DADT because, apparently, only gay soldiers can become Arab translators. Who knew?
Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It smells like pee.
What keeps you up at night?: Electric Worry
What song or movie makes you cry?: "Blue" by the Jaybirds
What song do you want played at your funeral?: "The 900 Number" by DJ Mark the 45 King