Dec 21, 2011
commented on Don't Donate to the Salvation Army
Ahhhhhh.... does the American Red Cross not discriminate against LGBT people? I vaguely remember a time when gay dudes couldn't donate blood unless they're celibate. When was that? Today?
Nov 4, 2011
commented on Drunk of the Week
There once was a banana named Alice
Who drank nifty drink from her chalice
Much too drunk Monday Night
Puked on Mr. Right
But still got some for being shaped like a phallus
Aug 31, 2011
commented on Ear Labia
Yo DSav --
Last I checked, man, you're a sex columnist. With the economy going how it is, I'd like to think you'd welcome the introduction of another hole on the human body just for the job security. Ear-fucking has to extend your material at least 2 or 3 weeks.
Just sayin' man. When life hands you labia-resemblant lemons....