AveryTurnstyle
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Oct 3, 2012 AveryTurnstyle commented on Luke Beetham of Pony Time.
I've had exactly one conversation with Luke before a show and it was about his hair.
Jun 21, 2012 AveryTurnstyle commented on Where to Party for Pride 2012.
@1 - In Flagranti? NICE!
Dec 21, 2011 AveryTurnstyle commented on Don't Donate to the Salvation Army.
Ahhhhhh.... does the American Red Cross not discriminate against LGBT people? I vaguely remember a time when gay dudes couldn't donate blood unless they're celibate. When was that? Today?
Nov 4, 2011 AveryTurnstyle commented on Drunk of the Week.
There once was a banana named Alice
Who drank nifty drink from her chalice
Much too drunk Monday Night
Puked on Mr. Right
But still got some for being shaped like a phallus
Aug 31, 2011 AveryTurnstyle joined My Stranger Face
Aug 31, 2011 AveryTurnstyle commented on Ear Labia.
Yo DSav --

Last I checked, man, you're a sex columnist. With the economy going how it is, I'd like to think you'd welcome the introduction of another hole on the human body just for the job security. Ear-fucking has to extend your material at least 2 or 3 weeks.

Just sayin' man. When life hands you labia-resemblant lemons....