Sep 7, 2016
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Give a Dog a Chance
This person is awfully passive. Fucking this guy is something that happens to her, not something she does. Getting blackout drunk is something that happens to her because it's senior year. And drinking and fucking seem to be the extent of her life experience so far. I don't see her taking control of this (or any) situation unless something shocks her into a little more awareness. I see long repetitive patterns of behavior extending far into the future.
Jun 21, 2016
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: New Father Wants a Threesome Right Now
#23 is correct, and this letter is unmistakably in Michelle Obama's writing style. We have only one hope: that everyone reading this will stockpile guns, pump out patriotic children for the coming culture war, and fuck the shit out of their spouses like George and Martha Washington bundled up at Valley Forge. I heard George had like 30 goddamn dicks.
Dec 14, 2015
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: My Boyfriend's Condition
Say what you will: taking very silly but progressive-sounding positions like the LW's boyfriend will get you a lot of positive attention from women in certain circles, such as any American college or university campus over the past 30 years. (Whether it actually gets you laid depends on what you look like and whether she thinks you will impress her friends.)
Nov 19, 2015
commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Clone A Husband
I tried this kit with a girlfriend a few years back. We measured the powder and water very carefully just as instructed, but it didn't set. I stuck my hard-on into near-scalding goop through multiple attempts, and then we were out of powder. Wouldn't try again.