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Dec 11, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Canada to Phase Out Door-to-Door Mail Delivery.
And so ends the chance of fulfilling my mailman sex fantasy :(

"Oh, hey there. I see that...I've got mail? *wink* Gosh you sure have a big, full bag. Can I try your hat on? Oops, this darn robe won't stay closed...what do you mean 'What robe?"...And yes, that's mustard. Hey! Come back! I was just going to have tea with my cat! Hello?"
Nov 13, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on "Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels".
Those penises are definitely going to have back problems later in life.
Nov 7, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Get Ready for Superheroes All Up in Your Netflix.
If AoS lasts longer than a season or two, I believe it could evolve into something good...but some people will need to die...or be radically transformed into something more interesting.

I hope for longer arcs in this season...something that might actually develop the characters they currently have (or add new ones). But it is not what I would call a very compelling series right now.

Maybe in time it will be one of those series you watch on Netflix and suffer through the first season because you know how much better it will get.

Nov 1, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Why Did Stephen King's Shining Adaptation Suck So Much? And Why Did He Hate Kubrick's Shining So Much?.
I'm a big fan of Stephen King (cue snorts of derision) and I liked the book, which I only recently read for the first time (the hedge animal scenes are scarier than anything in the movie). But the book really wouldn't make a good movie straight up (way too much internal dialogue, which I love).

And in general I just don't think his books make good movies. I loved everything about the Dark Tower series and I really DON"T want to see it adapted for film. It's really not necessary.
Oct 30, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Cavity Search: Halloween Standards from Hershey, Plus a Gross New Jolly Rancher Product.
@9 Well, I won't be sleeping tonight...thanks a lot! :(
Oct 30, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Today In Things That Vibrate.
Hand motion gold!

@4 *sexy Canadian inflection? Typos! Amiright?
Oct 30, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on Cavity Search: Halloween Standards from Hershey, Plus a Gross New Jolly Rancher Product.
I bought some original Jolly Ranchers awhile ago for the sake of nostalgia...and when I opened the package I discovered that THEY WERE WRAPPED IN A SHITTY CLEAR PLASTIC INSTEAD OF SMOOTH PRINTED FOIL!!!! AHHHH!!! Totally ruined the experience (and I swear they didn't taste as good either).

Yup. That's my horror story.
Oct 26, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on I Hope They Name It "Skynet".
Well I got my invitation in the mail! If I spend one night on Google Island I get a million GB of information...
Oct 25, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on HUMP! 2013: The Lineup!.
@6 What! Outrageous! I'm willing to pay top (20) dollar and you say not enough??

Fine. How about $40 and you only have to watch them all, fly to where I live and act them out for me at my leisure?
Oct 25, 2013 ArtBasketSara commented on HUMP! 2013: The Lineup!.
I will pay TWENTY DOLLARS for anyone who secretly films these and sends me the DVD(s)... Yes, you read it right... TWENTY DOLLARS!!!

 

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