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Jan 12, 2013 lizlemon commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Good Girl.
Jesus Christ. This girl sucks. Oh you thought you were special because your friend-with-benefits slept with you while he had a girlfriend? So that must mean you're absolutely irresistible and clearly he's the only cheating piece of shit. Yeah right. Own up to your responsibilities LW, you are just as much a homewrecker as that dude is a CPOS. If you tell his fiancee about it, you had at least better do it in person like Dan said. "Good girls" can be selfish too.
Jan 10, 2013 lizlemon commented on ‘The Book of Mormon’.
Are these sold out? I tried buying tickets today for a show on the 13th but it said there were none available.
Jan 8, 2013 lizlemon commented on All the Technology You Never Knew You Didn't Need.
Did you mean an oven that can work two different temperatures at the same time? That would be awesome. But stoves already do that!
Dec 22, 2012 lizlemon commented on Morning News.
That picture of Bubbles is heartbreaking. Poor thing, glad he's alive though.
Dec 21, 2012 lizlemon commented on SL Letter of the Day: Shopping Spree.
@3 Sounds like you had a bad time with your partner; that doesn't mean the rest of us women folk are sex-controlling slave workers.

@9 I can't help notice your username -- wizard people??
Dec 19, 2012 lizlemon commented on National Review Writer Blames Newtown Massacre on Feminine Passivity.
Wow. Yes, lets think how Sandy Hook would have ended had 12 year old chubby boys intervened. Let's blame the female staffed school for this problem instead of the mentally ill MALE with the automatic gun. What a fucking idiot.
Dec 13, 2012 lizlemon commented on SL Letter of the Day: Fighting Ugly.
First off, it seems that the random dude that came up to her was not someone she was hanging out with. She has a right to hangout with her friends wherever she damn well wants without getting insulted by random drunk assholes. So the people telling her to hang out with different people does not seem constructive. If anything, she is saying her friends DON'T call her ugly and maybe that is the positive type of friends she needs around.

With that said, Anonymous you are only 22. You're not Victoria Beckham, so what. Hopefully you will find hobbies and things you are good at which will make your physical attractiveness less important. Please please get help. I would be really curious to see how she is doing now.
Nov 30, 2012 lizlemon commented on What's the Second-Worst Baby Name of 2012?.
@22 Ahem, he has a name. It's Clippy.
Nov 30, 2012 lizlemon commented on Riding In Psych Lanes.
When I first moved to Seattle, I was guilty of riding on the sidewalk sometimes when it wasn't too crowded -- but I always felt really nervous riding in the streets because I was kind of slow at riding my bike and could feel the drivers seething rage as they tailgated me. I would usually try to take smaller residential streets whenever possible. So I can sympathize with cyclists who hate riding in the streets but please be extra careful on sidewalks since it also sucks to be yelled at or hit by a cyclists because "you were in their way."
 
 

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