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johnjjeeves
Apr 16 johnjjeeves commented on The Saudi Man Does Exist and Is Not a Suspect.
@2 - the stupid would hurt more if I weren't so fully inoculated from the past 24 hours of stupid. But my god you're stupid.
Apr 16 johnjjeeves commented on The Saudi Man Does Exist and Is Not a Suspect.
Duh, and/or hello.
Apr 15 johnjjeeves commented on Monday Morning News: Dead Whales, Proud Aussies, Coffins of Ladies.
W gets to enjoy being a grandfather. He'll bounce the baby on his knee, take him or her to the zoo, give extravagant gifts at Christmas. Most likely his grandchild will be by his side when W, a very old and very infirm man, slips quietly away from life in a few more decades. Meanwhile, the catastrophe he helped orchestrate has shattered hundreds of thousands, probably millions, of lives.

Whoever said it - if you're seeking justice, you're better off appealing to heaven. There is no justice in this world.
Apr 11 johnjjeeves commented on Hospital In Missouri Facing the Mother of All Lawsuits.
@10 - actually, I was referring to the kind of 'allies' that sometimes make me prefer my enemies. The kinds of people who think that marriage equality is only for wealthy white cis male gays, not for anyone else. Those callow tumblr kids that "read" (or you know, had paraphrased to them) two articles on the subject and declared, if I remember correctly, that Rick Ross rapping about roofie-ing a woman in a song was more important than DOMA being in front of the Supreme Court. The self-righteous purity-testing little shits who couldn't expand their narcissistic worldview to the point where they might actually need to care about someone other than themselves in a legal setting. The people who live their lives in full-on Nirvana Fallacy Land, where incremental steps forward are useless wastes of time if they don't address every race, class, and trans* issue simultaneously - which, funnily enough, marriage equality actually does address all of those issues, but nevermind.
Apr 11 johnjjeeves commented on They're Not Booing, They're Saying "Boooo-ush, Boooo-ush".
@14 - say hi to Crazy Uncle Liberty (!) for us.
Apr 11 johnjjeeves commented on Hospital In Missouri Facing the Mother of All Lawsuits.
Someone forward this to every asshole on tumblr who says gay marriage doesn't matter.
Apr 10 johnjjeeves commented on The Morning News: Obama Reveals Spending Plan and Twinkies and Anthony Weiner Get a Second Chance.
@13 - I never said anything about running. I said he's finished. I'm calling it - he's become a lame-duck less than four months after being inaugurated. It may be a record. And he's done a fantastic job of fucking over progressives in 2014 and 2016.

See for yourself:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/10…
Apr 10 johnjjeeves commented on Rand Paul Says Lower Taxes, Looser Regulations, and a Balanced Budget Are Keys to Ending America's Race Problem.
Via Charlie Pierce, please refer to Rand Paul as Senator Aqua Buddha from now on.
Apr 10 johnjjeeves commented on SL Letter of the Day: Kiddie Porn Catch 22.
@10 - because that is her father, and life isn't black and white?
Apr 10 johnjjeeves commented on Apple Will Sell Saga #12 After All.
Something something mistaking incompetence for malice?
 
 

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