Feb 7, 2014 Narbles commented on "What's a whippet?".
I once saw a dude sitting on the floor of Safeway and huffing whipped cream containers, one after the other. I asked an employee about him and they said the cops were on the way, and he'd done it before. Whippits!
Feb 3, 2014 Narbles commented on What's the Best Bad Thing You Watched on TV as a Kid?.
I watched a lot of Zoobilee Zoo as a very small child. I challenge you to watch the opening credits and not smile. C'mon Zoobles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A2DpRoe…
Jan 28, 2014 Narbles commented on When You're Sick, Is Pozole Better Than Pho?.
Soon dubu is also great for a cold. It is served boiling hot and full of electric red pepper to murder any beasties hiding out in your intestines!
Jan 17, 2014 Narbles commented on The Answer to the 99 Tunnel Problem: It's Totally Obvious, and Involves the Word "Plex".
They should build a miniature Space Needle in there.
Jan 9, 2014 Narbles commented on I'm Unclear On the Whole Penis-In-Vagina Concept.
I would like to know how she explains the evolution of big dicks in human beings. Compared to other primates, our penises are massive, so doesn't that mean women select for larger (more "painful") cocks when choosing a mate?
Nov 14, 2013 Narbles commented on New York Booksellers Allegedly Douse Homeless with Sprinklers.
I recently found out my former favorite bookstore is owned by a member of the Tea Party. Since I found out, I haven't wanted to go back, but I have book credit that needs to be spent! I'm considering just going in and buying a bunch of the most liberal stuff I can find, any suggestions?
Oct 24, 2013 Narbles commented on Fair and Balanced? Seattle Times' Education Reporting Funded by Pro-Charter Schools Gates Foundation.
Expanding Headstart preschool would instantly solve a lot of education issues. Everyone knows it, so why aren't we doing it?
Oct 24, 2013 Narbles commented on If You Have Gonorrhea and You Don't Know It, Clap Your Hands.
Just wait until Japan's drug-resistant gonnorhea shows up here!
Oct 15, 2013 Narbles commented on Where Should a Person in Seattle Volunteer?.
Urban Rest Stop! Help marginalized folks feel more human for a little while.
Oct 4, 2013 Narbles commented on How Do I Fill the Breaking Bad-Shaped Hole in My Life?.
Watch the first season of Hannibal! It was surprisingly awesome.