commented on Savage Love
As a twenty two year old kinky person your options are so wide open, and (probably) your experience is so limited (married at 16 and all) you have no idea how good it could be to say "Good company or no company."
The good company will be very very good, just try not to doubt yourself.
I'm happily monogamous but if I had it all to do over again I'd have avoided a few things and indulged in a lot of things I had avoided (while being honest, safe and kind of course).
commented on This Just In
Now the men who think that it's a choice can suck your cock without being gay, because you're both straight.
. . . No, wait, got something wrong there.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: POOP!
That poor couple really need to relax and try some of the things that frighten them.
For fuck's sake they should take a shower first if they think that it's necessary, and listen to Wolf Moon by Type O Negative (it's on Youtube) and really consider that some people survive doing basically harmless acts that turn out to be pleasant and would blow their little minds.
commented on Russian Vodka Boycott Talking Points
I suppose that I could tell what the other four brands produced by Stoli are by the fact that I wouldn't like them too much either, but I would like a resource for this boycott just in case, so if anyone has a link to one I'd apreciate it (yes I Googled it, to no avail).
My most recent vodka purchase was supposedly from Mendocino though the bottle says New Amsterdam, so I'm sure that I could have been mislead, (they were out of Svedka) (which is supposedly from Sweden but I'm getting paranoid about this stuff now).
For the record: New Amsterdam seems as good as Svedka so far, very clean without the warm burn of Stoli.
commented on In Defense of Monsters
So well said: excellent.
This is why I love monster movies but usually find no transcendent element in slashers. To say that "I love horror" is a weak description of my tastes. I identify with Godzilla, there is just no place for her, while Jason and Freddy are pretty much in control of their own scenes, so they are less interesting. Splice rocks my world and there's even a moment in Species that shows an understanding of this current which could have been more explicit but didn't need to be for those of us who know why we like the monsters:
Victim tied to the bed: "Let me go, I wouldn't hurt you."
SIL: "You would."
@2: A lot of straight people feel alienated too, but attending an older sister's slumber party and watching that must have been sweet, sweet hell for an invisible minority, though that's just an educated guess on my part. The age of Rebecca here is implied in the story: if she grew up when it seems that she grew up, there were no lesbians back then; how terrifying was that? She's lucky to be alive.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: I'm Out
I love the word cunt, girlfriends have discussed it with me and they found it sexy and empowering. What a strong sounding word it is for a mimsy, after all.
It tastes good just to say it, but in social situations you must know your audience. Then again you might get to know your audience by using the word cunt, or by explaining that when you're fucking a chicken you can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up, then see who leaves the room.