this guy I know in Spokane
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Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

Mar 10 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Traditional Republican Hypocrisy.
The only surprising thing about any of this is that the people he's been extra-maritally fucking are women. (Or at least the ones we know about. Because if you ask me, the good doctor has serious gayface.)
Feb 23 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: What Does “Vanilla” Even Mean?.
First, a word from my inner grammar & spelling martinet: The problem is they're assholes, not their assholes. (Unless they like don't wash them or something.)

Also, vanilla-est, not -ist.

Sorry about that, but sometimes I just can't help myself.

Anyway, to chime in (late as usual):

• I always thought mutual masturbation meant using your hands on each other. But hands-on-self-while-other-does-the-same is fun too.
• My eyes glazed over before I could finish all 44 previous comments, but why are we all assuming that HALP wants to be spanked? I thought she might want to be the one doing the spanking.
Feb 20 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Why Is My Gay Son Hooking Up With a Girl?.
@5 - I'm late to this party and not going to read all intervening 50+ comments to see if anyone else said this, but:

I was gay long before it was about sex. That stereotype of little boys who want to play with dolls and get crushes on their boy friends is common enough. I knew I loved other boys by about age 5; I didn't care about sucking anybody's dick until puberty came along.
Feb 9 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Senator Jeff Sessions Is Now the U.S. Attorney General.
I know my gaydar isn't great, but every picture of Sessions I see has an invisible banner headline saying "anonymous truckstop blow job."

Is it just me? It's probably just me.
Feb 8 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Engaged to a Beard.
Lack of a beard should not be a deal-breaker; insistence on a beard, however, should be.
Jan 26 this guy I know in Spokane commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Reader Advice Round-up.
Nah, they just prefer men and/or prostitutes. Ask any Republican wife.
Jan 26 this guy I know in Spokane commented on "Carnage" is Trump-Speak for "Niggers".
@15 - I totally see where @13 was saying everything in Chicago is just fine.
Jan 23 this guy I know in Spokane commented on From "aPodments" to Luxury One-Bedrooms, We Scoured Seattle to Find Out What the Rental Market is Like.
Lived on the first floor of the Biltmore for most of a year, in 1988-89. A big 1-bedroom on the northeast corner with an eat-in kitchen. $350/month, utilities included. And with our crappy, barely-more-than-minimum-wage job, we could afford it.

I feel so old.