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- Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
- No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
- Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- What song do you never want to hear again?: Who Let the Dogs Out?
- SF or LA
Alicia stares longingly at pictures of snow and sweaters.
Feb 1
Alicia commented on Goldy: I Know You're a Man and Therefore Always Entitled to Be Right But on the Issue of Birth Control, You Are Wrong.
Alicia commented on Goldy: I Know You're a Man and Therefore Always Entitled to Be Right But on the Issue of Birth Control, You Are Wrong.
This is like offering someone an ice cream cone, rolling it in sawdust, then trying to explain how it's still an ice cream cone underneath. Why are you ice-cream-cone-demanding women all so finicky?
Jan 2
Alicia commented on Hot Al-on-Al Action.
Alicia commented on Hot Al-on-Al Action.
I intially read this as "hot AI-on-AI action" -- AI as in artificial intelligence. Damn sans serif fonts.
Oct 25, 2012
Alicia commented on Colbert on Mourdock.
Alicia commented on Colbert on Mourdock.
It is clear that Stephen Colbert has cornered the market on rape jokes that are actually funny. Fellow dude comedians, take note!
Aug 14, 2012
Alicia commented on McKenna Rolls Out "Chicks for Rob" Button Design.
Alicia commented on McKenna Rolls Out "Chicks for Rob" Button Design.
The "Rob's 4 Jobs" one is also pretty unfortunate, considering some of Mr. McKenna's recent remarks.
Aug 3, 2012
Alicia commented on SL Letter of the Day: 50 Shades of Grey Syndrome.
Alicia commented on SL Letter of the Day: 50 Shades of Grey Syndrome.
As a romance novel reader and author, let me jump on the train to Faketown, whence this letter clearly originated.
I'm not saying nobody's ever gotten a sexy idea from a romance (who hasn't?) but the story that romance novels turn middle-aged women into nymphomaiacs whose poor schlubby hubbies can't live up to their sexual demands is well-worn bullshit. The commenter above who mentioned Eat, Pray, Love got it right: these stories crop up every time a book with a primarily feminine audience sells a ton of copies. Shake your head and let it pass.
I'm not saying nobody's ever gotten a sexy idea from a romance (who hasn't?) but the story that romance novels turn middle-aged women into nymphomaiacs whose poor schlubby hubbies can't live up to their sexual demands is well-worn bullshit. The commenter above who mentioned Eat, Pray, Love got it right: these stories crop up every time a book with a primarily feminine audience sells a ton of copies. Shake your head and let it pass.
Aug 2, 2012
Alicia commented on Youth Pastor Reportedly Helped Cover Kids' Heads With Pillow Cases, Bind Their Arms with Zip Ties, Pack Them All Into a Van, and Take Them into a Windowless Basement.
Alicia commented on Youth Pastor Reportedly Helped Cover Kids' Heads With Pillow Cases, Bind Their Arms with Zip Ties, Pack Them All Into a Van, and Take Them into a Windowless Basement.
That was not a pretend kidnapping. That was a REAL kidnapping. And fuck the guy with the assault rifle, honestly.
Aug 2, 2012
Alicia commented on Angels in America.
Alicia commented on Angels in America.
Was I the only person who thought this was a Doctor Who reference? http://www.themarysue.com/weeping-angel-…
Jul 27, 2012
Alicia commented on Generating More Shades of Grey.
Alicia commented on Generating More Shades of Grey.
@15: I've seen the phrase "chocolate starfish" bandied about the interwebs. I think "puckered brown eye" is far superior.
Jul 23, 2012
Alicia commented on "Mitt Romney, A Hero in My Mind".
Alicia commented on "Mitt Romney, A Hero in My Mind".
Apparently, Romney's heroic superpower is "not being Obama." At least as far as I can tell from the lyrics.
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