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Jan 28 Cracker Jack commented on Seattle Police Chief Kathleen O’Toole Orders Review of Officer Cynthia Whitlatch's Conduct.
Now what about that cop that thought she was doing a Borscht Belt seltzer-bottle comedy routine with her pepper spray?
Jan 5 Cracker Jack commented on The Morning News: World Rejoices That Gay Men's Leather Shop Will Expand into the Vacuum Place Next Door.
A leather shop is taking over a vacuum shop and not ONE JOKE ABOUT SUCKING??? I swear, this whole "normalization of homosexuals in society" is just making life BORING!!!
Nov 18, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Death to Self-Checkout Machines.
The only time I use them is if I know, from previous visits, that a store's clerks have a lower chance than I of successfully navigating the check out process. Some clerks are SO brain dead or so passive-aggressively taking it out on the customer that they have a thankless, low paying (NY has no $15 min wage yet!) job that they make a check out drag on minutes longer than it has to.

In that case -- nope, self service wins.

BTW -- I ALWAYS use self check out at Home Depot. They've proven themselves per the above.
Nov 11, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Metro Bus Drivers Must Always Remember to Open the Back Door.
@17: In NYC we have a cooperative system. The driver "turns on" the rear door (or doors, depending on the bus) and the rider pushes the door (there's a switch in the pushbar that trips and opens once the push starts.

Some drivers STILL don't do their part and things escalate quickly (that animals in the zoo visual is quite apt!), but it would alleviate your concern about slowing your roll by always cycling the rear door open.
Nov 6, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on A New Acoustic Instrument: The Yaybahar.
Screw the Yaybahar, I want that ROOM!
Nov 6, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on President Obama Acknowledges That Bipartisanship Doesn't Exist Anymore.
Sure, Paul, you so conveniently overlook Obama's upcoming executive order proclaiming himself a third term, while putting all conservative in FEMA-Ebola camps.

Oct 19, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Ann Hamilton Fills the Henry with Scans of Dead Animals.
This feels like an extension of the piece she did for the Park Avenue Armory in NYC, where actors read philosophy to pigeons. It sounds pretentious, but her work is really quite moving and beautiful.
Oct 19, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Ninety Seconds of the Washington Renaissance Faire (It's Mostly Rat Circus).
@4: You are why SLOG needs a like button/upvote feature.
Sep 3, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Do We Have a Pumpkin Spice Problem?: A Photographic Exploration.
He who controls the pumpkin spice, controls the universe!
Jul 31, 2014 Cracker Jack commented on Food Porn Courtesy of Tallulah's.

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