COMTE
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA, USA, Earth, Sol, Sagittarius Arm, Milky Way Galaxy
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COMTE is the online handle of Christopher Comte, a native of the great State of… more »

COMTE is not putting up with any of your bullshit.
Jan 12 COMTE commented on The Morning News: GOP: Ben Carson Is My Kind of Nigger, Trump Wants Microsoft to Stop Giving Visas to South Asians.
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And he's just as witty as ever - why the bon mots just flow right out of him like piss from a Russian hooker.
Jan 12 COMTE commented on The Morning News: GOP: Ben Carson Is My Kind of Nigger, Trump Wants Microsoft to Stop Giving Visas to South Asians.
Shorter @11:

"ST3 totally would have lost, if'n it hadn't been for all those voters who voted for it."
Jan 12 COMTE commented on UPDATE: Busted Capitol Hill Street Drummer Joe Buckets Now Plays in a Band Called Daniel the Dreamer.
$1,000 for recycled plastic buckets and glass bottles? I don't think so. Also, just because he thinks the charges were "bullshit", doesn't mean they were. Frankly, he was annoying as hell, "banging on his bongos" well past closing time, received numerous warnings, most of which he patently ignored, and so deserved to spend a little time in lock-up.
Jan 12 COMTE commented on The Morning News: I Guess We Need to Talk about Golden Showers.
@41:

Just because some chuckleheads on 4Chain claim they created the dossier, doesn't mean they actually did.
Jan 12 COMTE commented on Today, in More Things Donald Trump is Wrong About.
@21:

Are we talking abut the same Sessions who said he thought the KKK was OK until he learned some of them were dirty, filthy, pot smokers? The same Sessions who pressured his assistants to drop the lynching case against Klan members he now tries to take credit for prosecuting? The same Sessions who once characterized the NAACP, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the National Council of Churches as un-American organizations teaching un-American values? The same Sessions who was denied a federal bench position because of his racist views?

THAT Sessions?
Jan 11 COMTE commented on Today, in More Things Donald Trump is Wrong About.
@8:

Well, it's no less a legitimate news organization than Breitbart - and we know how much Trump loves that virtual rag.
Jan 11 COMTE commented on The Morning News: I Guess We Need to Talk about Golden Showers.
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Actually, it's not.

And you have to marvel at Trump's chutzpah. After eight solid years of unabashedly touting fake news stories, suddenly he's complaining about being the object of fake news stories (if they are indeed fake).

Talk about coming back to bite you in the ass...
Jan 11 COMTE commented on Intel Chiefs to President-Elect: Um, Dude, the Russians Have a Compromising Video of You Being Pissed On And/Or Near By Russian Sex Workers.
@68:

Well, all that Trump (tm) brand vodka wasn't just going to drink itself...
Jan 11 COMTE commented on Trump Gave a Press Conference About Pee Gate. He Probably Thought He Was Tremendous.
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Why not? To paraphrase the old adage, "live by the fake news story, die by the fake news story."