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Dec 20, 2016 saxfanatic commented on They Ain't Gonna Play Trump City.
@5: "Big league"? Hell, I thought he had saying "bigly". Well, either way it's bigly stupid.
Dec 16, 2016 saxfanatic commented on How Do You Stop a Bad Guy With a Gun In a Sex-Toy Shop?.
I could imagine his thought process: Of course! I'll hit one of those high-volume sex toy stores. Pre-Christmas sales must be huge!
Dec 11, 2016 saxfanatic commented on A Sports Thing Happened.
In the last 3 seconds of that video Roman Torres appears to be draped in some kind of flag. If it were a Panamanian flag, that would be kinda cool. If, however, it were a Canadian flag, then it would be not cool.

Can anyone tell? This touchy Canadian wants to know.

Nevertheless, congratulations to the Sounders.
Dec 6, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
Well, I wouldn't have gone for the gay days at Disneyland any more than the straight ones but I feel even older and further out of touch to find out - only now - that they exist.
Nov 30, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
FWTF's description makes me think of a less common form of Tourette Syndrome - except that it would have made starting the relationship pretty unlikely. She doesn't mention when this behavior began.
Nov 18, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Help! I'm Being Sext-Shamed By My Asexual Ex!.
I'm thinking of a car door that wasn't properly closed. You have to re-open it first then promptly slam it shut harder than you did the first time.

In the context of this, uh, "relationship", I recommend that you first re-establish the intimate union you had with her (in whatever-the-Hell form that was). Then COME, when that is done, you promptly blow it up in a way that leaves no doubt in anyone's mind.

I advise this because it's the only resolution to this annoying scenario that I would find personally satisfying.
Nov 8, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letters of the Day: What's In a Name?.
@32: Good point. I hear no kid in the schoolyard ever messes with little Aethelred.
Nov 7, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letters of the Day: What's In a Name?.
Lucifer's a helluva name.
Nov 5, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letters of the Day: Screwing Trump Supporters.
Can we please disabuse ourselves of the myth of merit-based lust? I remind you of Raoul Julia's immortal words from Tequila Sunrise: "No man should be judged for whatever direction his dick goes! That's like blaming a compass for pointing north, for Chrissake!"

Equally applicable to women, of course.
Nov 1, 2016 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
Let's face it: you can't be cuckolded if you have no-one to lose.