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J. Burns
Roosevelt/Green Lake
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I play in the bands Police Teeth (vox/guitar/bass) and Cold Lake (just guitar).

Apr 9, 2013 J. Burns commented on Name the High Voltage Cat!.
The cat's name is Nikola Tesla, assholes.
Apr 3, 2013 J. Burns commented on Is Spencer Moody's $45,000 Kickstarter an Elaborate April Fool's Joke?.
I'm guessing that dude has been making punk records with relatively low budgets for about 20 years now. Maybe he wants to challenge himself and work a little bit outside his comfort zone?

Also, pressing vinyl is really expensive these days and the margins are shit. For most band/labels the cost on an LP that sells for $15 is damn near $10. If he's pressing a few thousand of these, that'll eat up a chunk of that $45k pretty quick.

Just spitballin' here.
Mar 26, 2013 J. Burns commented on Conspicuous Metal Dude Spotted Downtown.
Hair is too dark to be Elijah. Unless he's dyeing again.
Mar 14, 2013 J. Burns commented on Black Flag To Play El Corazón.
@1+4 Look me in the eyes and tell me: when was the last time you jammed that Taylor Texas Corrugators album?

@5: Looks like you weren't on the internet at all last week, huh?
Mar 14, 2013 J. Burns commented on Geto Boys "Chuckie".
Also: "What up / Get up / Sit up / You get lit up / A knife in his neck made of polar bear spit up."

HE STABBED A DUDE WITH A CHUNK OF FROZEN BEAR VOMIT.

Mar 7, 2013 J. Burns commented on In 3,228 Words John Roderick Tries to Kill Punk—In 30 Words He Validates Its Existence Instead.
@40: Never mind. Misunderstood. More caffeine.
Mar 7, 2013 J. Burns commented on In 3,228 Words John Roderick Tries to Kill Punk—In 30 Words He Validates Its Existence Instead.
@40: Apparently Die Kruezen, Naked Raygun, Articles Of Faith, The Effigies, Big Black, et al didn't get the memo.
Jan 14, 2013 J. Burns commented on It's January 14th, 2013 And You're in a Rad Garage Band - GFY - The Primates.
You should do a post on Unrelated Segments.
Jan 7, 2013 J. Burns commented on How Can You Tell If You Just Blew Your Amp?.
Does it work? If it doesn't work, it needs to go to the shop. Be prepared to pay out the ass. Feels bad, man.
 

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