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I play in the bands Police Teeth (vox/guitar/bass) and Cold Lake (just guitar).
Jan 2
J. Burns commented on It's 2013 And You're in a Rad Garage Band - GFY.
J. Burns commented on It's 2013 And You're in a Rad Garage Band - GFY.
Guh. Why come I no know this one?
Nov 16, 2012
J. Burns commented on Never Heard of 'Em.
J. Burns commented on Never Heard of 'Em.
I remember trying to choose between this record and "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" when I was 10 or 11.
I brought the Mother Love Bone CD home and knew instantly I had made the wrong decision.
I brought the Mother Love Bone CD home and knew instantly I had made the wrong decision.
Nov 7, 2012
J. Burns commented on An Important Message from brokeNCYDE.
J. Burns commented on An Important Message from brokeNCYDE.
Terrible interview subject. And their publicist totally stiffed me on guest list spots.
Sep 26, 2012
J. Burns commented on To the Dane Cook Looking Motherfucker Who Chastised Me For Smiling, but Not Saying Hello.
J. Burns commented on To the Dane Cook Looking Motherfucker Who Chastised Me For Smiling, but Not Saying Hello.
People talk about the "Seattle Freeze," but on the motherfucking real, you can't walk to the goddamn laundromat in this city without some crazy motherfucker stopping you and trying to tell you his entire life story. It happens to me every other time I leave the house. If I'm freezy, it's because I just don't have the juice to listen to a total stranger unbottle their neuroses at me for 25-goddamn-minutes straight every goddamn day of my motherfucking life.
I've got your freeze hanging right here. I feel like I need to take a stack of business cards with me that just say "COOL STORY BRO" and hand them out whenever some twitchy motherfucker wants to tell me about how they just moved here from Connecticut because their uncle is in a mental institution.
I've got your freeze hanging right here. I feel like I need to take a stack of business cards with me that just say "COOL STORY BRO" and hand them out whenever some twitchy motherfucker wants to tell me about how they just moved here from Connecticut because their uncle is in a mental institution.
Sep 10, 2012
J. Burns commented on TONIGHT: Hazel at the Tractor.
J. Burns commented on TONIGHT: Hazel at the Tractor.
The five songs that I saw were really good. I showed up at 9:30, and they were already almost finished.
Aug 1, 2012
J. Burns commented on Hear New Music from Police Teeth.
J. Burns commented on Hear New Music from Police Teeth.
@7 There is an "ass," used without "hole," as well as a couple "damns," used without the god- prefix.
Jul 18, 2012
J. Burns commented on Emily Nokes Is the New Music Editor at The Stranger.
J. Burns commented on Emily Nokes Is the New Music Editor at The Stranger.
ODB. Ghostface for a close second.
Jun 22, 2012
J. Burns commented on You Need To See The K-Holes On Saturday.
J. Burns commented on You Need To See The K-Holes On Saturday.
The K-Holes are good, but Big Crux are for the children.
Jun 20, 2012
J. Burns commented on The Internet Is Hosting a Really Good Discussion About Music Piracy Right Now.
J. Burns commented on The Internet Is Hosting a Really Good Discussion About Music Piracy Right Now.
http://colinfrangos.com/blog/2012/06/dav…
http://www.analogindustries.com/blog/ent…
I'm a just leave these right there.
http://www.analogindustries.com/blog/ent…
I'm a just leave these right there.
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