Nov 16, 2012
commented on Never Heard of 'Em
I remember trying to choose between this record and "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" when I was 10 or 11.
I brought the Mother Love Bone CD home and knew instantly I had made the wrong decision.
Sep 26, 2012
commented on To the Dane Cook Looking Motherfucker Who Chastised Me For Smiling, but Not Saying Hello
People talk about the "Seattle Freeze," but on the motherfucking real, you can't walk to the goddamn laundromat in this city without some crazy motherfucker stopping you and trying to tell you his entire life story. It happens to me every other time I leave the house. If I'm freezy, it's because I just don't have the juice to listen to a total stranger unbottle their neuroses at me for 25-goddamn-minutes straight every goddamn day of my motherfucking life.
I've got your freeze hanging right here. I feel like I need to take a stack of business cards with me that just say "COOL STORY BRO" and hand them out whenever some twitchy motherfucker wants to tell me about how they just moved here from Connecticut because their uncle is in a mental institution.