commented on A Poll About Whether Brendan Kiley Should Be Killed
You eeediots! Obviously, run the preview in the issue when the shizz is going down so people will pick up your goddamn paper right away. But also! Occassionally add swashbuckling little columns called EMERGENCY ADVANCE PREVIEW, ALERT! for your readers with boners (and girl-boners) for making plans way in advance.
That's what the Stranger would do, anyway. Hey! You guys are the Stranger! So dooo it!
Also, kill Brendan, and eat the best parts and donate the rest to Spookhaus, and then resurrect him after Halloween and give him a nice hug and some beer. Because everyone loves Brendan.
commented on Jesse Bering Tonight at Town Hall
I see Mr. Savage has a copy of the best cover the Stranger's ever done--the Urban Archipelago--taped to his wall. Can anyone seriously say they've ever seen a better magazine cover? That thing should've won a Pulitzer.
commented on My House Was Broken Into Today
Greally glad you, your daughter and Feisty are okay! Sorry to hear that criminal douchbags went on a douche-rampage in your neighbourhood.
commented on Terror and Twitter in Kenya
@Lissa: that troll is the biggest piece of shit on Slog. His hatred, anger and stupidity is gigantic. Just a vicious, condescending bastard.
Terrible news in Kenya. Just sickening.
commented on SLLOTD: The Anti-Choice Boyfriend
I liked this advice in 2005 and I still like it now. Dumb kids gotta boink and this advice is pro-boinking. It's not the same advice Dan would give to an adult.
Besides, the little pro-life punk tried to use Dan's column to justify his bugnuts morality. He doesn't deserve honesty. Nyah.
Would love an update...
commented on SL Letter of the Day: OKStupid
That's a terrific response! It's blunt and funny and fair! If I played the online dating game and got that from someone I'd offended, I'd apologize graciously. The fact that this asshole didn't proves he's a creep with bad manners. Well done.