Jun 6, 2014 Ben commented on Republicans Outraged That President Obama Called Bowe Bergdahl "Somebody's Child".
What the fuck!! Why you gotta lump me in with those crunt-sacks just because I've got shitty sinuses?
May 7, 2014 Ben commented on SL Letter of the Day: New To Topping.
BOY: I've been fucking people for years, and even after all this time, it's still been my experience that nothing kills a boner quite as effectively as "I must maintain this boner at all costs!"

Establish some kind of contingency plan with your partner that takes that pressure off, whether it be toys, fingers, trading places for a bit (maybe something like a playful "You call that fucking? I'll show you how it's done!" if that makes sense within the dynamic of your relationship), whatever. Acknowledge that it might not happen (and that it's okay if it doesn't) and it will be much more likely to happen.

Also, maybe cockrings.
May 2, 2014 Ben commented on The Game of Life.
@6: Do you actually need to feel accepted? Do you actually need to move on? Is advancing in the game more important than friends or lovers?

Is the game actually advocating any particular course of action, or are the preconceptions you've brought with you about life, games, and how a game about life would work filling in the blanks?
Mar 28, 2014 Ben commented on Does Anyone Even Care About the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Anymore?.
@10: Watch the original movie again some time. It actually holds up pretty well. One of those "let's make sure the parents bringing their kids to see this get something out of it too" kind of things.
Feb 19, 2014 Ben commented on What Do You Think of the Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer?.
As a DC comics fan, I feel an unceasing torrent of jealousy toward Marvel fans that they get movies that aren't just dark gritty, dark, dark, grim, dark, grimdark shit.
Feb 12, 2014 Ben commented on Good News: RoboCop Isn't Bad Enough to Make You Mad!.
Okay, so Total Recall got a remake. Robocop got a remake. In 2011, Neal Moritz announced plans for a Starship Troopers remake.

When do we get a Showgirls remake?
Jan 31, 2014 Ben commented on Here's Your Heart Melter for the Week.
My cold black heeeaaaaarrrrrtttttt

it is melllltiiiiiinnnngggg
Jan 21, 2014 Ben commented on Man with Google Glass Thrown Out of Movie Theater and Interrogated: Who's the Bigger Asshole?.
How in the fuck does this full under the Department of Homeland Security's purview?
Jan 21, 2014 Ben commented on "I Need Some Pretty Things".
Coming up I-5 at night, from the airport, there's one bend in the road where suddenly TA-DAAAA! SEATTLE! Always feels like being welcomed home. Or southbound, coming over the bridge from North Seattle at night, that's pretty sparkly, too.

Sunrise and sunset, just about anywhere around here. I'm still regularly blown away by what spectacular sunsets we get.

And the Port always fascinates me. All those thousands and thousands of shipping containers, stacked up in precise rows, each one the size of a bus.
Nov 21, 2013 Ben commented on Vancouver Bans Doorknobs in New Housing.
I think a lot of lives could have been saved on Isla Nublar if their doors had had knobs instead of handles.