Joe Glibmoron
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Jul 31, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on The Christian Version of 50 Shades of Grey Doesn't Sound Very Fun.
So is the "free-spirited woman" character supposed to be the Christian equivalent of a manic pixie dream girl?
Jul 24, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on The Morning News: Yet Another Plane Crash.
Via Jezebel, an Al Jazeera report on a rape allegation involving students at Garfield High.
Jul 19, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on I, Anonymous.
There's a quote I remember, possibly from Montaigne, that went something like "each man's shit smells good to himself." Seems to fit this ageist, classist douchebag to a T.
Jul 11, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on Sometimes It Seems as Though Humans Invent Technology Because We Hate Humans and Don't Want to Interact with Them.
I've been buying shit in grocery stores fir the last thirty years, and I can count on one hand the number of times a checker was rude, very slow, or incompetent, yet I always hear stories like greatNothing's. Have I just been very lucky?

May 3, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on This Gave Me Nightmares.
The bladderbaby is weird, but the Mucinex snot family and the shitting bears in the Charmin' commercials are worse.
Mar 18, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on Woman Reviews "Husband's Stupid Record Collection," Will Probably Get Book Deal.
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lame ass chicks who were stupid, ugly, or both.


Has anyone ever told you that you're a judgemental creep?
Mar 10, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on Is The NAACP Staffed By Ghosts?.
Um, how do clickbait posts water down ad revenue? I know jack about online ad revenue, but I sort of assumed that the purpose of clickbait was to increase it.
Mar 10, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on What Comes After Not Being Granted a Special Right to Discriminate Against Gay People?.
@2: If I remember Lively's crackpot crackpot theory correctly, he argues that "macho gays" like Ernst Rohm killed pansies, so Nazis killing gays can be explained away as "friendly fire" or gay infighting.
Mar 10, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on What Comes After Not Being Granted a Special Right to Discriminate Against Gay People?.
I have some sympathy for these folks, but I wish they'd keep their supposed persecution in perspective. Remember when a few Christian kids walked out of a journalism conference where Dan was speaking? I read an article in (i think) some evangelical rag or another, in which they interviewed one of the kids, who said he "felt bullied." He was described, if I remember correctly, as the captain of his high school's track team. And he felt bullied. Keep in mind, this was in the wake of massive news coverage IGB and gay teen suicide. It wasn't just some ignorant teenager, either. Lots of Christian conservatives were complaining about being "bullied."

Recently, Rod Dreher was complaining about anti-gay Christias being afraid of ostracism and job loss if they don't tow the line on SSM. He was doing this right around the time the Williams Institute put out a study saying nearly half of openly gay people had been harassed at work ,and some small but significant percentage had been fired or denied a promotion because of their sexuality. Hell, even frickin' college professor don't feel comfortable being out (from what I remember, one recent survey had something like 11% being out, and 90% percent of those being uncomfortable).
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Mar 9, 2014 Joe Glibmoron commented on Sunday Comic.
I lol'd.