Not enough like Twitter.

Jun 2, 2010 John M commented on Dear Local Retail Establishments,.
I dunno, I had a home furnishing store I loved and a plant store I loved both close shop because even though everyone loved them, nobody bought anything. And they really weren't that expensive, they had some expensive stuff but most of it was well within people's budget. I guess they just couldn't imagine the stuff in their houses or something.
May 14, 2010 John M commented on Use More Paper, Dickwads.
I have a networked big ass color duplexing laser, a inkjet multi-function and a dye-sublimation photo printer hiding in my hall closet.

I totally swear I am not a computer nerd, or a person that enjoys being wasteful and the because they are hiding in the hall closet 99% of people have no idea but sometimes you just really want a printed copy of things
May 7, 2010 John M commented on This Does Not Bode Well for Body Scanners and Privacy.
So now instead of a few employees at the airport the entire world knows he has a tiny penis? He should have thought this plan through a little better.
May 3, 2010 John M commented on The Huge Star Coming Out In the May 5 Issue of People....
Can I come out on the cover of The Stranger?
Apr 29, 2010 John M commented on A Dog Owner's Lament.
It's a dick thing to do but technically legally they can not ask you to prove that an animal is a service animal or your disability that requires said animal. They can ask you if it is a service animal but if you say yes that is the end of what someone can legally ask of you in regards to the animal.

Really what constitutes a service animal is very muddy in the first place, under the law it is really only defined by the physician that asks for it and can be anything from a seeing eye dog to a house pet that provides "emotional support" or companionship.
Apr 20, 2010 John M commented on On the Eighth Day, God Tagged the Universe.
"Unlike every other substance, water’s solid form (ice) is lighter than its coldest liquid form Except for this, oceans would be frozen solid, killing all life."

There is not one true thing about that statement.

Mar 2, 2010 John M commented on Neighbors Bray About Church's Flock of Felons.
Criminals, kept beyond their early release date? That's terrible.
Feb 11, 2010 John M commented on It's a Bad Idea to Use Cocaine....
I don't want to come off as pro-cocaine but hasn't there always been some sort of non-peer reviewed "scare" about drugs? It seems like just yesterday that I was hearing about pot being covered in dangerous pesticides or full of powdered glass, or being dangerously stronger than before, or killing your sperm, blah, blah, blah.
Feb 9, 2010 John M commented on Marriage Equality Activists In New York City....
I still think we should burn the house to the ground, mass wedding ceremonies all over the country where us gays and lesbians get randomly paired up, sign pre/post nups, get marriage licenses, merry with vows including that we aren't in love, are gay, will divorce and will not have children and then immediately file for divorce.

It would drive the bigots crazy and there is not a damn thing they can do about it.
Feb 9, 2010 John M commented on Some Thoughts On Childhood Obesity.
I still remember when my mom stopped buying 2% milk for the house. Oh how all of us bitched, kids and husband. Now that I am all grown up and buying my own milk anything but skim tastes awful.
 
 

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