Oct 5, 2012
commented on Dear Levi's, Your Jeans Are Garbage These Days
They may not be trendy, but Gap jeans are pretty well made and seem to last me.
If you want something a little more stylish Banana Republic may work for you, but their pants aren't cut for bears like me. Gap's are though. I have a closet full of them. I'd avoid Old Navy. They're cheap for a reason.
Sep 28, 2012
commented on Berlin Cafe Bans Strollers...
VEE ARE GERMAN! YOU VILL NOT HAVE FUN OR ENJOY YOURSELF HERE!
ZERE IS NO LAUGHING ON ZEEZ PREMISES!
YOU VILL DRINK ZEE COFEE AND YOU VILL LIKE IT! ZEN YOU VILL LEAVE AND NOT SMILE!
The strollers aren't the problem. The people who take coffee so seriously (people, it's coffee) that they take all the joy out of it...they're the problem.
I have no love lost for people who have studio apartment sized strollers and think they take up no space, but these people are far, far more tedious. I'd like to hit them each over the head with an espresso machine.
Aug 9, 2012
commented on Want to Look Inside Basic Plumbing?
People die in spaces all the time. People fuck in places all the time. It doesn't make them creepy one way or the other. I've been in scuzzy gay bathhouses and nice ones, and aside from getting crabs a few times, have come out unscathed and with my virtue intact!
Here in CA you have to disclose when you sell a house if someone died there, because of people's superstitions.
But seriously, I hope you're just being funny Dominic.
Aug 1, 2012
commented on Runaway Train
I have to wonder why the trains will be routed via Portland to reach Bellingham. That seems insane.
Especially since BNSF has lines that run due west from Spokane and can reach Bellingham without going through Seattle. Why would you bother to do that?