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Jan 15 Mike Friedman commented on WHO IS THIS? Beret Edition .

It's not Joni. It's Rickie Lee Jones. And yeah, Joni's better. :-)

Dec 7, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on "How Freakin Dare You?????".

Oh honey! Lighten up! This pushing 50 year old faggot thinks that cover is HILARIOUS. :-)

Nov 30, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on "Legos Celebrate Ref. 74!".

Anyone can get ordained on line for free. Hubby got ordained to perform a friend's wedding in 2008.

http://ulc.net/index.php?page=ordain

Oct 5, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Dear Levi's, Your Jeans Are Garbage These Days.

They may not be trendy, but Gap jeans are pretty well made and seem to last me.

If you want something a little more stylish Banana Republic may work for you, but their pants aren't cut for bears like me. Gap's are though. I have a closet full of them. I'd avoid Old Navy. They're cheap for a reason.

Sep 28, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Berlin Cafe Bans Strollers....

VEE ARE GERMAN! YOU VILL NOT HAVE FUN OR ENJOY YOURSELF HERE!

ZERE IS NO LAUGHING ON ZEEZ PREMISES!

YOU VILL DRINK ZEE COFEE AND YOU VILL LIKE IT! ZEN YOU VILL LEAVE AND NOT SMILE!

The strollers aren't the problem. The people who take coffee so seriously (people, it's coffee) that they take all the joy out of it...they're the problem.

I have no love lost for people who have studio apartment sized strollers and think they take up no space, but these people are far, far more tedious. I'd like to hit them each over the head with an espresso machine.

Sep 19, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Frozen "Macaroni & Cheese" Pizza: Why? WHY? WHYYYY???.

They call it Kraft Dinner in Canadia too.

I'm pretty sure that the boxed dried stuff REQUIRES margarine and that if you put real butter in it, the real butter automatically curdles and is spoiled.

Aug 9, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Want to Look Inside Basic Plumbing?.

People die in spaces all the time. People fuck in places all the time. It doesn't make them creepy one way or the other. I've been in scuzzy gay bathhouses and nice ones, and aside from getting crabs a few times, have come out unscathed and with my virtue intact!

Here in CA you have to disclose when you sell a house if someone died there, because of people's superstitions.

But seriously, I hope you're just being funny Dominic.

Aug 6, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Hissssss: Elton John Calls Madonna a "Fairground Stripper" And a "Cee-You-N-Tee".

Poor thing. His hair plugs have made him SUCH a bitch. Or maybe it's Lady Furnishings who did it.

What an awful excuse for a human being. I wonder if he was nicer when he was doing a lot of coke?

Aug 1, 2012 Mike Friedman commented on Runaway Train.

I have to wonder why the trains will be routed via Portland to reach Bellingham. That seems insane.

Especially since BNSF has lines that run due west from Spokane and can reach Bellingham without going through Seattle. Why would you bother to do that?