commented on SL Letter of the Day: Did All That Ass Play Break My Dick?
You're massively over thinking it. Just chill and you'll be fine.
And get a larger dildo!
DON'T STICK CONDITIONER BOTTLES UP YOUR ASS! Not unless you want a very embarrassing and uncomfortable trip to the ER.
Don't stick anything up your ass that you can't pull back out with its larger end that can't go IN your ass (that's why dildos and buttplugs are tapered.
commented on Why I Ride Fearlessly Without A Helmet
A motorcycle helmet saved my life in 1986. Without it I would be a vegetable or dead today. I was hit by a red light runner going 35-40 mph, I rolled up on his hood, and cracked the windshield with my head and was thrown onto the concrete median of the road.
The next day the valiant helmet had its straps cut off and it was thrown in the garbage. My foot swelled up to a size 25 or so, and I was on crutches for four months and in physical therapy for another three. All while trying to graduate from college (it was my last semester).
SO WEAR A FUCKING HELMET. That could just as easily have been me on a bicycle.
Best part? The guy was driving his girlfriend's Dad's Camaro. :-)
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Bonus Advice for Too Soon To Quit
Or you could end up like my brother, who fits the description in this email to a tee (except he drinks instead of playing video games). He's been unemployed 5 years, the house is a sty, and they have four children. Just this week, the wife just had to get a restraining order against him for hitting the kids. It's ripping our family apart because he's a sociopathic, self-involved dickwad.
GET OUT NOW.
I completely agree with #9. I've been involved with a depressed person and you don't treat someone you ostensibly love that way. No matter what.
commented on Tom Cruise = Deal Breaker
My favorite movie with him in it is "Magnolia" (which I liked quite a lot, but I get why people didn't).
He's playing such an asshole in that movie...and hey it's completely believable. But he went for it, and the performance is good. It's not even a big part, but he's good in it.
That said, I despise pretty much everything else about him. He's massively creepy and I really hope that the gay rumors aren't true. I don't want him on my team.
commented on Michelle Shocked-gate Update!
In the end she's clearly someone with a tenuous grip on reality. Her all over the map "I'm a lesbian now I'm a Christian" weirdness reminds me of a low-rent Sinead O'Connor (without the unbelievable voice that SO'C has).
Shocked has no one but herself to blame for her meltdown. I don't think she's mentally ill, just someone who doesn't know how to keep her pie hole shut before she insults a good chunk of her audience (I'm talking about you Donna Summer, even though you're dead now!)
I'm self employed and even when I want to slap a client of mine for being idiotic, I shut my mouth and remember who's writing the check. If you can't do that you have no business being a performer OR you have to live with the consequences of what you say and do without whining that you're being picked on for your "beliefs."
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Flirting vs. Negotiating
Oh for god's sake. TELL HIM WHY!
Christ. Tell him you were assaulted and that is out of bounds. You don't have to go into details, but lay out a general scenario of what happened and THEN gauge his reaction.
If he's a good guy he'll flip and say "oh my god, I'm so sorry that happened to you....let's talk about how we can do this and make it hot for both of us without traumatizing you."