Jun 26, 2013 WenWino commented on Mariners Will Make History With Pride Flag.
Like everything that the Mariners have done in the last decade, this is another empty gesture to try to increase revenue without actually serving their core purpose. Which is to field a viable MLB team. Hooray for marketing!
Jun 25, 2013 WenWino commented on My Vote's Leaning Towards "Madame Curie Waving a Radioactive Penis".
I just spent a minute thinking if there was anything more fantastic and life-affirming than a yawning vagina and came up with nothing. Case closed.
Jun 7, 2013 WenWino commented on Esther Williams, R.I.P..
Lorenzo Lamas was her stepson? Internet, you never fail to inform!
May 7, 2013 WenWino commented on The Quantum Internet Exists....
Will actually used quantum computing to decode the Zapruder film in 1964, thus proving that Fidel Castro was behind JFK's assassination.
Apr 24, 2013 WenWino commented on A Poem for The Stranger.
Um, it's Amanda "Fucking" Palmer you heathens.
Apr 23, 2013 WenWino commented on Spring Is in the Air (Hold Your Breath!).
NannyStateNannyStateNannyState. Hooray!
Apr 22, 2013 WenWino commented on Get That Juggalo on The Phone!.
But a pelican almost ate his cellphone. Luckily, he ran away.
Apr 17, 2013 WenWino commented on Guess Who's All Pissed Off at Our Story About "Swan Lake"?.
There's also the Catch-22 of reviewing the arts, which is especially true with book reviews. If you're "just a journalist" and you didn't like the book, either you're a frustrated novelist or you're not qualified because you've never written a novel. If you happen to be a novelist, then you are just jealous of the writer's success.
Apr 10, 2013 WenWino commented on Bad News for Microsoft.
@2 is correct. Pauly's got a case of the Jon Talton/Chicken Little "OMG Boeing is going to move all of their operations to South Carolina in the next 5 years!!!" syndrome. Unlikely/unreasonable/unfeasible. Makes a great headline though.
Apr 10, 2013 WenWino commented on Ernie Piper's YOLO Guide to Getting the FuckĀ Out of Town.
Ernie Piper rules.