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Asparagus!

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I make your pee smell.

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I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
Punch Buggy or Slug Bug

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Mar 22

Asparagus! commented on A Profession for the Narcissistically Impaired.

GOLDY'S BLOGGING ISN'T PROFOUND ENOUGH! TO THE PITCHFORKS!

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on What Happens If the United States Postal Service Express Mails a Very Important Package to the Wrong Country?.

@23

I never imagined that it was.

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on Young, Conservative, and Opposed to Gay Marriage.

@21

I can see the Bronx from where I'm sitting, while technically correct, I don't think the ~10 blocks of Kingsbridge and Riverdale that are NY-North (in which we pretend the Hudson is due N/S) is nearly as relevant as the ~100 blocks that are NY-East of Manhattan.

But maybe we can figure out a way to work Inwood's quasi-phallic shape into this anyways.

Also, what's the difference between an orgy where everybody focuses on you and a gangbang? I'm not into group, so that's actually sort of a serious question.

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on Newsflash: Murderers Are Assholes.

@3

Then maybe you shouldn't write jerk-offy fan fiction about how it will happen.

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on What Happens If the United States Postal Service Express Mails a Very Important Package to the Wrong Country?.

A post in which Mudede laments the postal bureaucracy in the style of a suburban soccer mom. Delicious.

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on Newsflash: Murderers Are Assholes.

Prison violence is totally okay when the criminal is a jerk!

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on Young, Conservative, and Opposed to Gay Marriage.

@13

Brooklyn and The Bronx are on the same side of Manhattan...

Mar 21

Asparagus! answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on New Council Spokesman Has Baggage with Liberal Council Members.

Is @2 the crazy RONPAUL™ dude who is running for council?

Mar 21

Asparagus! commented on Young, Conservative, and Opposed to Gay Marriage.

"The Manhattan Declaration"

Why do conservative beltway types have this habit of coming up with fancy names for their stupid projects?

Also, Manhattan is probably the gay marryingest island in all the land.