Asparagus!
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I make your pee smell.

Oct 21, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Keep It Classy, Gun Nuts.
Brenthaven? More like Ringelganszufluchtsort!
Sep 10, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Richard Dawkins Is Cool With "Mild Pedophilia”.
@1

Nah dude, atheists aren't anything.

This dude and his pack of one-true-path dogmatic atheist defenders are as bad as fundamentalists.
Aug 22, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The Haters Are Going to Love This.
Even if prisoners had some sort of access to medical gender reassignment (which they don't), it'd hardly be the most financially odious thing about 1) Manning's imprisonment, 2) American prisons in general.
Jun 26, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The Art of Walkonomics and the Right to Jaywalk.
I would never advocate that people ever emulate NYC drivers, but...

After moving here and becoming used to walking/crossing here, I am always amused when I come back the PNW. Drivers here will freeze up when I do the whole "stand in the middle of one lane, while they continue to drive past in the other" thing.
Jun 25, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Alito's Eye Roll.
OH GOD SO MANY TYPOS :-(
Jun 25, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Alito's Eye Roll.
When Samuel Alito becomes a member of a class of people that has been systematically marginalized by a member of a group that Ruth Bader-Ginsburg is a member of, AND THEN the supreme court hears a case on a law meant to protect members of Alito's class from that systematic marginalization, AND THEN the court rules to gut the protections of that law, AND THEN Bader-Ginsburg roles her eyes at Alito's reading of his dissent, then we can discuss the strangers reaction to that event.
Jun 21, 2013 Asparagus! commented on Kickstarter Apologizes for Not Removing "Seduction Guide" Fundraiser.
@9

Do you know what the word "censorship" means?

Hint: It's not when a business declines to help to spread a certain set of beliefs.
Jun 19, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The Wednesday Morning News.
@21

Apparently obesity meets the medical definition of disease. Unless you are a medical expert who wishes to provide a dissenting medical opinion, please stfu.
Jun 19, 2013 Asparagus! commented on The Wednesday Morning News.
@15

Shit tons of medically recognized diseases aren't caused by "microbes".

Jun 12, 2013 Asparagus! commented on If Representative Peter King Is Going to Call for Arresting People Who Support Terrorism We Should Start by Arresting Representative Peter King.
My favourite thing about King's ira supporter days is how long it took him to realize they are pretty left-wing.