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Apr 3 Racing Turtles commented on Jay Leno Is Peacefully Passing The Tonight Show to Jimmy Fallon.

Leno is vehemently not funny to me. Just can't stand him really. Conan is likable but not funny. Same with Fallon. Only Craig Ferguson and Letterman are genuinely hilarious in my opinion.

That said, who the fuck watches the Tonight Show?!

Apr 1 Racing Turtles commented on This Ain't Rocket Science.

TKS - hahahaha! :)

Mar 26 Racing Turtles commented on Be Careful What You Wish for on Prop 8 and DOMA.

And by the way, just about everyone who has posted on this thread... Goldy is asking a very important question, which many of you have dismissed solely on emotional grounds.

Look. It can easily backfire. When the Democrats go from beings the champions of the under-represented, to the dictators of liberal virtues on this issue, we may well not expect to see blue tides as in the November election. You've just given the Koch brothers and the entire right wing every headline, every talking point, every everything they need to substantiate their martyrdom and motivate the redneck evangelical base to vote blood red all long. The gerrymandering regime becomes that much easier to implement.

Mar 26 Racing Turtles commented on Be Careful What You Wish for on Prop 8 and DOMA.

@ 23: the civil rights of gun owners, blah blah blah.

Do you also demand the civil rights of Americans to own grenades? Armed drones they can control from an iPhone app?

No, no?

Well then shut the fuck up. The Constitution certainly does NOT guarantee the right of every last man, woman and child to bear MILITARY GRADE weapons. I'd tend to agree that it guarantees their right to a single shot manual reload musket. Well you can have yours all fucking day long and I won't stop you. (I won't respect you though. Why the fuck do you need guns for Christ sake? Gross.)

And. You intimate there are other civil rights issues that Goldy would gladly put to a vote. Care to name them or are you really just a paranoid fucking gun nut?

Oh right.

Mar 25 Racing Turtles commented on To Be Fair to the Boys, the Cat Was Asking for It.

All I can say is, the parents of the boys totally and completely suck.

Mar 17 Racing Turtles commented on This Seems Like a Legitimate Use of Drone Technology.

China is just utterly fucked up when it comes to animal rights issues. Infuriating.

Mar 17 Racing Turtles commented on SL Letter of the Day: Skip the Scum.

Also. These preferences change with time. For my first decade of sexual urges, plus a little change, the only type of man I was remotely interested in was: 35+, hairy, masculine, brunette, Caucasian, dominant/top only daddy types. Not that there aren't still tasty specimens in this variety (!) but as I've gotten older, I have been shocked to discover the hotness of: blondes! 20 year olds! Femmy submissive barista boys! Indians! Red Heads! Totally Hairless! Bubble butts! Topping! Nothing is off my radar anymore.

Feb 20 Racing Turtles commented on Today in Articles I've Been Waiting My Whole Life to Read.

This is the moment the 80s ended! Haha! Oh man that is fucking craptastic.

Feb 11 Racing Turtles commented on Mail In Your Goddamn Ballot!.

Thanks for the reminder

Feb 1 Racing Turtles commented on HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?.

Oh my god I fucking hate the blue angels. Such wasteful, noisy, and inconvenient non sense year after fucking year. I have to assume birds believe the world is coming to an end. Would be awesome if they really get dropped