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I'm right here, you don't see me?

TMI

Elliott Bay or Amazon
Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: His NAAFA membership ran out
Dicks or Vaginas
What is your sweetest taboo?: I'll never te-eellll
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No

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Feb 28

despicable me commented on Fate Makes a Family.

Everyone in my office loved this. It's a good thing I had a spare box of tissue.

Feb 26

despicable me commented on The Right to Choose Your Next-of-Kin.

Shit. I don't think I can go read the whole thing right now, this did me in.

Feb 26

despicable me commented on The Best Thing to Come Out of Sullivan, Indiana, In Ages.

Mysterious indeed. Every day in every way we are winning and no one has the power or support to try to stop us.

Did you see this, Dan? 8 year old Frank is on our side and he's not afraid to ask the Scouts why they're discriminating. It's kids like Frank that they're really afraid of.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/26…

Feb 22

despicable me commented on If We Allow Republicans to Marry, Then My God What's Next? Are We Going to Let Greens Marry?.

What's next you ask? Man and GOLDFISH! Duh.

http://www.dougwils.com/Sex-and-Culture/…

I thought this was a parody account. It's not, it's promoted by The Manhattan Declaration. Crazy, scary people out there. Jesus.

Feb 21

despicable me commented on The Haters Are Gonna Hate The New Kindle Paperwhite Ad.

Brian, Big Gay is Gleefully the New Normal Modern Family. Has been for years. Of course NOMBIES could get together and buy their own island somewhere so you wouldn't have to look at "that".

Feb 17

despicable me commented on This Is What Parental Rejection Does to Gay Kids.

So glad you are hanging in there, Austin. Things really do get better and not everyone in your life is going to be a jerk. You can trust us when we tell you this, many of us had similar expierences growing up. You never have to worry about making us proud, you already have by just being yourself.

All my best wishes to you, kiddo. Stay strong, believe and take good care of yourself. Cause there is no one alive who is youer than you. No one.

Feb 15

despicable me commented on President Obama Hates the Penny, Too.

Paul, Mr. President, LEAVE MY PENNY ALONE! I love pennies, they have been my good luck charms for years. I find 2 to 5 every week. Nobody will stop and pick up a dropped penny anymore. I just don't get it, it's more than you had a minute before.

Find a penny pick it up, for the rest of the day you'll have good luck. Waste not, want not. For the want of a nail, the horse was lost. So many metaphors, so little time.

(no I didn't vote in the legally binding SLOG poll, I missed it and it was a stupid poll anyway)

SAVE THE PENNY!

Feb 13

despicable me commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Gentle Reminder.

Good advice. Great actually! Although I admit to being disappointed that you didn't post some advice for the sea slug with the disposable penis.

Happy Valentine's Day, Dan and Terry!

Muwah!

Feb 13

despicable me commented on Meanwhile On My Mantle.

Mothers are like that. Yeah, they are!

Dan, post a video for us of the music box! In the mean time though, here's one of my favorite versions (so far) to tide us over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D…