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I'm a cowboy in the wild-east

Doot is pulling on his wang.
Jun 22, 2015 Doot commented on I, Anonymous.
whatever happened, you really should be able to happen by the time you're 40
Jun 6, 2015 Doot commented on Bank Customer Alleges She Was Refused Access to Her Account Because She's a Trans Woman.
maybe it's the hormones that give someone a victim complex. People have already outlined the position that the bank is in. She could use that bank's automated phone system to check that stuff. I'm betting she knows this very well and was looking for trouble.
May 2, 2015 Doot commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: This Old Cock.
Love the idea of 70 year old spunk just sitting around the nuts waiting to ooze out finally. ha hah a
Feb 14, 2015 Doot commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Notice to Vacate.
Baaaa haaaa haaaa, Totally didn't notice until the second reading the subtle poop joke in the title itself
Jan 13, 2015 Doot commented on Savage Love.
First! :D
Dec 17, 2014 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Your Sister's Keeper.
I was going to ask what @5 did. Is the letter writer sure that her sister, personally, tested positive, or just someone in her group
Dec 12, 2014 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Just an Excuse to Link the Playboy Interview.
you've NEVER been to a bathhouse? Not even once? Not even out of curiosity, morbid or otherwise?



I'm shocked!
Dec 10, 2014 Doot commented on Rick Santorum Is So Totally Running for President.
ha ha. I love how much energy the anti-Dan troll put into their hate for Dan.



@6 google is "going to great lengths"? hmm. Seems they tweeked their algorithm once during the last presidential campaign and haven't touched it before or since.



Spreading Santorum is still #3 when you google Santorum, wikipedia's page for the neologism is #1 and Satorum's wikipedia page is #2, so it would seem that Santorum still has a google problem :)
Dec 10, 2014 Doot commented on Rick Santorum Is So Totally Running for President.
Dan.... I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you that I love you.

This little neologism of yours is a wonderful bit of genius.

:*********
Dec 10, 2014 Doot commented on SL Letter of the Day: Short and Long.
plus, chances are, you'll be friends with your friend for longer than your new lay, so giving your friend the consideration to ask strengthens your friendship.

Also, this consideration gives you time to process any feelings you might have. I like it when friends ask me if it's ok because I know it's not really right to say, "no", even if I'm feeling that, so it forces me to deal with it internally,