Feb 29 CPN commented on Stephen Fry Quits Twitter.
Call me a curmudgeon, but I've never even looked at Twitter or Facebook in my life.

Not even once.
Feb 19 CPN commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bonus Blowjob Tips, Anal Sex Toy Recs.
@17

I reread it, asshole.

It's ambiguous. Hence my question and comment.
Feb 19 CPN commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bonus Blowjob Tips, Anal Sex Toy Recs.
Why in the hell would you get married to a man when you identify as a lesbian?

Did your husband know he was marrying a lesbian at the time? If not, that sounds pretty fucking selfish to me.
Feb 13 CPN commented on Justice Antonin Scalia Is Dead.
@54

The Republicans couldn't be more predictable and transparent. I called that play before I even finished reading about his death.

The President is going to appoint a nominee and the Republicans will attempt to block it, no matter who it is... even if he nominates the the reanimated zombie corpse of Saint Reagan.

End result is we end up with another mealy-mouthed, navel gazing centrist.
Feb 13 CPN commented on Justice Antonin Scalia Is Dead.
May that corrupt authoritarian motherfucker rot in hell. His embodiment of evil was second only to Dick Cheney.

I'm going to have to take a road trip just to piss on his grave.
Feb 13 CPN commented on Seattle Aquarium: No Octopus Sex on Valentine's Day.
@1 He probably is the biggest one in captivity right now, but that changes all the time. They only live 3-5 years and grow like hell.

I was a giant octopus wrangler about 15 years ago at the Seattle Aquarium and when we weighed them every Saturday, I had to wrestle the bastards into the scale. They got up around 85 pounds, but the old exhibit was bigger back then.

It could get pretty interesting at times... I always described it as fighting with 85 pounds of very smart, pissed-off Jell-O.
Feb 12 CPN commented on The Morning News: ACLU Sues Tacoma Police, Man Attacks Four People on a Bus, and a Mountlake Terrace Woman Is Missing.
If Bernie is a single issue candidate, then it's the most important issue there is. Income disparity and erosion of the middle class.

It's about damn time for it to be somebody's issue.
Feb 11 CPN commented on Washington State Law Makes It Virtually Impossible to Charge Police Officers Who Kill.
@3

Your 'Pants on Fire' argument is bullshit. Where did I lie about anything? Please point it out.

Or are you new around here?
Feb 11 CPN commented on Washington State Law Makes It Virtually Impossible to Charge Police Officers Who Kill.
The good news is that it is the stated editorial position of The Stranger that all guns should be banned from private ownership and only the police should have guns.

This is their utopia.
Feb 10 CPN commented on The Reason Why We Should be Depressed About Bernie Sanders' Success.
My naive lefty fantasy is to find a populist president like Theodore Roosevelt (The greatest Republican ever, including Lincoln.) to change the economic situation we have today, which is the same as the robber barons of the early 20th century, except writ large.

Income disparity is greater now than any time since the down of the Industrial Revolution and the only way shit will change is from the populace... and thanks to the economic policies since 1980 (and before) the deck is stacked against anyone in this world who actually works for a living.

For me, Bernie is the last hope of my generation. As anyone who has argued with me on the SLOG knows, I've always said Bill Clinton was the greatest Republican president of the late 20th century... except any Republican who isn't a millionaire is too stupid to realize it.

Obama promised us Hope and Change... and never prosecuted a single person who robbed and torpedoed our economy. That is his greatest failure. To me, he was Bill Clinton 1.9.

Hillary will be Clinton 2.0 if she's elected.

I sent Bernie $100 last March, which is like sending him $500 today. I don't make a lot of money and things are tight at the moment, but I'm going to send him another $100.

For me, he's the last hope on the horizon for the middle class and the poor.

If I'm wrong, give me a name of someone who can.
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