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Geraldo Riviera

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Dicks or Vaginas
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: all my dead homies.
What is your sweetest taboo?: Gats.
What keeps you up at night?: murder thoughts
What helps you sleep?: murder thoughts

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Dec 19, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on Vigilante Sex Sting! Vigilante Sex Sting!.

Hahaha, robbery and false imprisonment of a 19 year old is funny stuff! Next joke please.

Dec 17, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on Please Stop Saying That Liza Long Is Wrong For Sharing Her Story.

"The conversation has just started, so shut-up and listen."

Yes, that makes sense.

Dec 14, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on I didn't vote for you because you're good at sending condolences, Obama..

@36 quote the part of the speech that gave you that impression. You didn't listen to it, did you?

Dec 14, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on I didn't vote for you because you're good at sending condolences, Obama..

I heard the call to acton. I don't know what the fuck you heard.

Dec 3, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on The Morning News: Tax Cuts, Collapsing Tunnels, and Mold-Free Bread.

NHL is the worst part of slog. The worst.

Megan, if there was a NFL/NHL slog poll, you would be sad about the size of your NHL audience. MARK MY WORDS.

Nov 26, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on SPD Responds to Request for Alleged Police Brutality Video.

Jonathan Chin, Jonathan Chin, Jonathan Chin.

Nov 3, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on The Morning News: Zebra Mussels, Stolen Booze, Water Bills.

That is a $500,000 Vactor truck.

Nov 2, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on Divers Fight to Outlaw Octopus Hunting in Puget Sound.

@37 pure science = fundamental science.

Nov 2, 2012

Geraldo Riviera commented on Divers Fight to Outlaw Octopus Hunting in Puget Sound.

@16 yes, you can use your bare hands (if you city poach). The Stranger has an article that even details how to shoot your hand-catch in the head without killing them. But where would you shoot a octopus?

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Conte…