Achieve the Four Modernizations.

DeaconBlues is jacking off in the bathroom of your favorite restaurant.
Sep 24, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Popewatch: The New One Is Still Better Than the Old One, but the Old One Was a Nazi.
Ratzinger wasn't a Nazi

he was a child who grew up at a time when he was legally required to be a member of the hitler youth

if you hold him accountable for that, you're an asshole
Sep 14, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on What's the Deal with Shitbarf?.
I don't know who's tagging seattle, but I can say I wrote SHITbARF in a bathroom in Florence
Jul 16, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Lady Gaming News Round-Up.
mark your calendars: first time anyone has ever had good cause to say "well done" about anything involving IGN
May 14, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Out with the Old....
looks like Noh Mul is No More

May 6, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Kelly O is My New Favorite Artist.
pfffft drawings are for jerks
Mar 9, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on My Information's Running Loose!.
No, Dan! It's a scam!
Mar 7, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Hugo Chavez, R.I.P..
this thread is a perfect synechdoche for every argument ever had on the internet
Mar 7, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on He's the Buffalo Bill of the Book World.
I read that Bond novel as part of a class on James Bond. It was basically like a bad version of Skyfall--it wanted to be a modern entry into the series while also calling back to series history, but Faulks made the decision to call back with camp while trying to write like Fleming. It was downright schizophrenic.
Mar 5, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Apparently, the Air Force Grants "Get Out of Jail Free" Cards for Rape in the Military.
I just want to point out that the military is not monolithic in regard to its treatment of rape and rape victims. My old unit took any allegations serious as SHIT. Domestic abuse, too.
Mar 5, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Why I Will Never Move to Bothell.
A much better reason not to move to Bothell is because it's a suburban nightmare and cultural wasteland.

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