DeaconBlues is jacking off in the bathroom of your favorite restaurant.
May 28, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on Maya Angelou Made Me a Writer.
Ah-ha, so she is the one who has inflicted you upon us
May 10, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on The 2014 Bumbershoot Lineup Is Here!.
goddaaaaaaaaamn, Negativland is playing

I never thought I'd actually have a chance to see them
Mar 24, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on Where Did the Bone In the Human Penis Go?.
goddamnit, charles
Mar 23, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on Seattle Needs to Start Behaving Like a Big City.
this is not a difficult problem that needs a bunch of arguing and commentary

stand to the right

if you stand to the left, you are being inconsiderate, and will be judged accordingly

that's all
Mar 13, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on Hey, I Finally Heard From the NAACP!.
how the fuck is posting what he said a personal attack

this guy definitely sounds like an idiot
Feb 18, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on Drinking Liberally Tonight at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern.
I like this place. I strongly recommend their french dip, which is better than pub grub has any right to be.
Feb 7, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on "What's a whippet?".
whippit is the hit, whippet is the dog
Jan 13, 2014 DeaconBlues commented on What to Do If You're In a Skyscraper When the Big One Hits.
I read in Davis' Ecology of Fear that, at least in LA, most earthquake-proofing in skyscrapers is really just wishful thinking and that any serious earthquake will probably level most of downtown LA.

aaaand isn't a large part of Seattle's downtown in the liquefaction zone? seems like that would change things.
Nov 26, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Vladimir Nabokov Writing About Dorothy Parker's Short Story "Lolita": "I am dreadfully upset by the following coincidence...".

Clarissa is hot garbage. It's historically important but only barely readable. It's like Birth of a Nation.
Sep 24, 2013 DeaconBlues commented on Popewatch: The New One Is Still Better Than the Old One, but the Old One Was a Nazi.
Ratzinger wasn't a Nazi

he was a child who grew up at a time when he was legally required to be a member of the hitler youth

if you hold him accountable for that, you're an asshole