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Nov 19, 2012 Sketch commented on SL Letter of the Day: Panty Thieves.
Surely she's not going to wear them again. For one thing, they are probably all overstretched and the elastics ruined.

So I think the "They are my FAVORITE and I want them BACK!" is indeed a cover for something else. My guess is she just can't stand the though of him "gloating because he won," and wants them back to assert her power.

Which is perfectly within her rights.

I second #6's suggestion to (threaten to) take him to small claims court. It keeps her legally unassailable and is just as embarrassing for him. Plus she might actually get them back, or, if she's very lucky, be awarded their worth in cash. That'd be even better because then she could buy a new set.
Sep 17, 2012 Sketch commented on The Column In Question.
Dan, I think what happened here is that she MISREAD your, "you're playing the victim card," as "you're playing the victim," took it to mean "you're PRETENDING to be a victim," and went from there.

That's the only interpretation that makes sense to me, because her explanation in the second e-mail makes no sense at all. If she had known you didn't say that, why would she have phrased her question on the card the way she did, knowing that you could not possibly speak to why you'd done something you never did?

"Getting you to open this" is a silly excuse, and it doesn't mesh with all her outrage there still about you not remembering saying what she now claims she always knew you didn't say. I bet she didn't realize until she received your reply, looked at the column again, and went, "Oh, shit!" Then she was embarrassed and made up a flimsy and inconsistent excuse.
Aug 24, 2012 Sketch commented on Who's Normalizing Bestiality?.
I don't get the spot. Why not have an actual guy there? That would make the, "This is not Bobby, he just looks like Bobby!" thing make borderline sense...

I'm not particularly disgusted thought, because of the obvious fakeness. Mostly confused.
Jul 5, 2012 Sketch commented on SL Letter of the Day: Whips & Chains & Prudie.
I was positively surprised that Prudie mentioned an open marriage as an option. I don't see how it's going to help in this specific case, but yay for her for telling the letter writer to consider it.
Jun 14, 2012 Sketch commented on Mitt Romney....
Yes, he absolutely is. The way someone treats "little people" (or the family dog!) tells you everything you need to know about how that person will handle the big issues.
Jun 14, 2012 Sketch commented on Hoping This Is a Hoax.
@26 But you DO get to watch it. On slog, for example. Probably also on other pages that post responses.

And I agree with everyone else who says this is a hoax. If the story was true, the parent would be keeping it secret.
May 31, 2012 Sketch commented on O They Will Know We Are Christians....
@50 I hope he doesn't. Because if he is gay, and in that environment, and with that family, odds are high he'll end up another teen suicide. :(
May 31, 2012 Sketch commented on O They Will Know We Are Christians....
@36 I think they'd be entirely capable of lying, but--unfortunately--I think it's totally plausible that they got dead threats. I'd be more surprised if they hadn't, really?

Remember the Rebecca Black debacle last year? A 13-year-old girls recorded an--admittedly awful--vanity music video. She got death threats.

The Dog Rescue that wouldn't let Ellen DeGeneres adopt a dog? Got death threats.

In the age of the internet, there are just a lot of idiots out there who think they can be powerful and impressive by sending anonymous death threats to people they disagree with. I don't doubt for a second that some people sent them to this hateful, bigoted, disgusting church. And while they may deserve it more than most, seeing how they cast the first stone, I agree with @35 that that's only going to make them feel even more righteous and justified.
May 30, 2012 Sketch commented on Defining "Asexual" Differently.
Ummmm, stupid question, but - how does he pee now? I mean, I'm assuming he'll have to sit down, but then won't the opening be at completely the wrong angle so he'll get it all over himself instead of in the bowl?

@35 Maybe he was threatening to do it himself if the doctor didn't?
 
 

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