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Jan 24 eptified commented on News Flash: NRA Members Think Government Is Coming to Seize Their Guns.

Motherfuckers aren't even consistent about their libertarianism.

So they're overwhelmingly in favor of laws keeping firearms away from the mentally ill, which would constitute a federal definition of mental illness presumably accompanied by a registry, so that it would come up on a background check. (We're also presumably repealing or weakening medical record confidentiality laws.)

What's to stop the big bad government from declaring you crazy and taking your guns?

Dudes are so eager to find a boogieman to blame for the gun problem they even short-circuit their own paranoia

Jan 23 eptified commented on The Death Panel Exists!.

@2 - I have never read a sentence that started "the Japanese have/are" that didn't end in bullshit generalizing essentialism! Congrats for not bucking the trend

really you could insert any nationality or ethnic group in the above but Japan fans have that certain extra layer of batshit going on

Jan 18 eptified commented on What to Tell Conspiracy Theorists Who Think That the Newtown School Shooting Didn't Actually Happen.

I have never been to Florida and I refuse to believe that anything that fucked-up could be real

Jan 7 eptified commented on Obamacare's Breast Pump Boom.

This thread is beautiful because it demonstrates the archetypal male reaction to being caught talking shit about something they don't understand, and also explains how congress handles reproductive health legislation

Dec 10, 2012 eptified commented on Cory Booker Will Announce Something in the Next Two Weeks.

Newark still needs Cory and he should stay right where he is.

Dec 5, 2012 eptified commented on Cyclists are better for the economy.

seriously tho this kind of thing is bait for cretins like @2, do better please

@2 if I draw you a picture will you be able to distinguish between bicycles and cars in future

see in this picture there's a machine that is small and maneuverable and doesn't go very fast

in this OTHER picture there's a machine that is large and kills people when it runs into them

can you spot the difference

Dec 5, 2012 eptified commented on Cyclists are better for the economy.

wut is correlation
wut is causation

Nov 27, 2012 eptified commented on Savage Love Episode 318.

@7 I was gonna jump in here and say what @2 and @4 said, but sounds like you've got it well in hand already. I think the problem in this instance is that Dan is old as balls and doesn't completely get what an online community is.

Dan has been fucking up more than usual lately and it's kind of making the podcast hard to listen to.

Nov 23, 2012 eptified commented on What Makes Me Happy When I'm Sad and Sad When I'm Happy?.

For people who wonder what the point of Charles is: posts like this. Absolutely posts like this.

Nov 13, 2012 eptified commented on Bobby Jindal Tells Republicans to Stop Being So Stupid.

It's funny that he thinks that he can turn the ship around at this point. The Rs spent literally an entire generation creating this mess for themselves - they're not going to get out of it at this point by trying to appeal to the "smart conservative" electorate they've been bent on exterminating.