Nov 17, 2016 LML commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Boyfriend on the Menu.
Perhaps role play that you are preparing him for dinner? "Tenderize" his ass (spanking), clean him, oil him up, make him get on the table, and put an apple in his mouth? You can include commentary evaluating him as a piece of meat (nice rump!) and telling him how much you are looking forward to the meal. Leave him like that while you enjoy a nice glass of wine.

BTW, Thanksgiving is coming up. He might like to be your turkey.
Nov 14, 2016 LML commented on This Moment: Richard Rorty Called It.
It is not simply that Clinton was a horrible choice for mobilizing Democrats, given her pro-corporate record, her contempt of the left, her support for "ending welfare as we know it," profiting from private prisons, atrocious human rights abuses abroad as Secretary of State, corruption at the Clinton Foundation--including robbing money from Haitians who literally died because the aid was diverted to Friends of Bill, etc. Clinton was also a GREAT CHOICE FOR MOBILIZING the Republican base. The Republicans could have run Satan himself and the base would have still turned out to vote against Clinton because they would have seen Satan as the lesser evil. Everyone, including Clinton and the DNC, knew that the Republican base hated her that much.

And turnout was not down simply among "Bernie Bros." Turnout was down across the board. Turnout was not down because Bernie did not repeatedly urge his voters to support Clinton. It was down because the majority of voters--including millions who did not vote in the primaries--did not like either candidate. It was just down less among Republicans because they had a greater dislike of Clinton.
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Nov 9, 2016 LML commented on Can a Cake Have an Internal Monologue?.
That's Emperor Palpatine with an ugly hairpiece! (The hood is a much better look.)
Nov 9, 2016 LML commented on Can a Cake Have an Internal Monologue?.
On the positive side, you can be sure YOU WON'T FIND ANY HAIR in that cake! Well, not human hair. Not quite sure what the rug is made of.
Nov 7, 2016 LML commented on Savage Love Letters of the Day: What's In a Name?.
Titus Andronicus?
Oct 11, 2016 LML commented on Donald, Dorothy, Maria, and Melania.
Didn't you mean the Queen of Sheba?
Oct 5, 2016 LML commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Counterpoint to Last Week's Tweet Storm of Advice for Straight Men.
Here's another thought: In middle school and high school, many of the popular girls serve as enablers for the bullies. There are of course, many "beta males" who also lick the bullies' boots. As a bullied nerd--many of whom are genuinely nice (in terms of their values) even though they (WE) are socially awkward (not "nice" in the outgoing sense)--its hard not to resent anyone that supports those assholes who made their (our) lives a living Hell. Again, males who enable these assholes are bad. But so are the females who are impressed when theyu see them showing off their "manhood" (really cowardice) by beating up some poor kid who can't fight back. Maybe put it like this: Why are so many assholes popular in school and why do the popular kids want to date the assholes (who are also popular)? A lot of the answer, of course, is immaturity. Hopefully some of the girls who were impressed when E ambushed me in the locker room while I was getting changed have come to see the error of their ways. At the time, however, they were impressed by that asshole.
Oct 5, 2016 LML commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Counterpoint to Last Week's Tweet Storm of Advice for Straight Men.
Everyone always remarks on how confidence (which can often cross the line into arrogance) is sexy. Uncertainty and self-doubt are so not sexy.

Here's something everyone seems to forget. That confident/arrogant woman you are attracted to has the confidence/arrogance to cheat on you. Of course the object of their affection/lust is going to say yes! Of course they won't get caught! And even if they do get caught, you're lucky to have them so you will never leave them. It's a win-win situation!

Someone who is more humble would be hesitant to approach other men/women for an affair. What if I get rejected? What if i get caught? I am lucky to have the man/woman I love, so why risk that?
Sep 30, 2016 LML commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Tweet Storm of Excellent Advice.
Problem--some women are attracted to assholes. When I was in college for example, G was having sex with tons of women who identified themselves as feminists. They would all complain, "G is such a pig." "G treats women like shit." "G is so sexist." Their words, not mine. They saw him as an asshole. Yet they kept fucking him. They even fought each other over him. So then obvious question is "Why would G stop being a fucking sexist pig if you keep rewarding him?" You may also recall a relatively recent caller who identified as a feminist but sought out a complete sexist dick who really abused her because subbing to a nice-guy who didn't REALLY think she deserved to be treated like shit would not be good enough.
Aug 31, 2016 LML commented on Shut Up About Trigger Warnings....
We also need to call out the conservatives who throw up their own trigger warnings at being exposed to any idea that does not come from THEIR version of the Bible. Remember the student who complained about being forced to read about "anti-Christian" lesbianism in Funhouse? As a former Political Science instructor (about 12 years ago), I remember all the grief I got when I discussed religion as a social phenomenon. How dare I suggest that God might not exist or that other religions might be equally valid?

And what about all those supposedly anti-PC conservatives who can't have their beliefs bruised by learning about evolution in a biology class???