commented on Lunchtime Quickie: It's Almost Hallow's Eve!
The first guy to do this was a fucking bad ass. The second and third guys to do this were pretty cool. Everything from that point on is tedious. PS: your kids are embarrassed when you crank AWOL nation in the minivan.
commented on Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett Compares Gay Marriage to Incest
Can anybody explain why the lustlab link over in the stranger personals ad almost always goes to a "no such profile" page? What the fuck, web guys? Stop teasing me with vinyl-clad booty and then making me jump through hoops to actually find it. It's been like this for years and occasionally I complain about it in comments, but apparently nobody from The Stranger ever actually tries clicking on those.