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Helix is doing science and still alive.
Jan 29, 2015 Helix commented on Greece's New Finance Minister Believes The Matrix Is a Documentary about Capitalism.
That is...actually not the dumbest interpretation of The Matrix that I've ever seen.
Jan 29, 2015 Helix commented on SL Letter of the Day: She Had Her First Threesome And....
Am I the only one who thinks her friend sounds like a rapey asshole? Like, it's super not cool to have a "friend" who is constantly trying to get you to fuck them.
Jan 16, 2015 Helix commented on The Seahawks Are One Insufferable (and Serious) Step Away from Another Super Bowl.
I assert that Steelers fans are more insufferable than Pats fans, but we certainly can be very difficult to suffer.
Jan 15, 2015 Helix commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Monstrous Fantasy.
Just when I think I have some out-there fetishes. Awesome advice in this thread, though!
Jan 15, 2015 Helix commented on Pope Francis on Charlie Hebdo: Those Bastards Had It Coming.
Meanwhile, France is arrest people who say things they've decided they don't like.

The French don't give two flying shits about free speech. They just want to be able to mock non-white people without consequence.
Jan 13, 2015 Helix commented on Kurt Cobain's Suicide Note: Now Available in Baseball Tee and Tank Top.
@1/2 People make shirts without the rights to the thing on the shirt all the time =/
Jan 9, 2015 Helix commented on Charlie Hebdo and Piss Christ: On Fear and Self-Censorship and the AP's Dangerous New Precedent.
Piss Christ is an idiotic piece anyway. It's not art, it's high school mentality LOL LOOK AT ME I'M SO EDGY dumbassery.
Jan 6, 2015 Helix commented on Who Wants to Go to Coachella?.
Where's the option for "musical festivals are the worst shit on planet earth"?
Jan 6, 2015 Helix commented on Which Of These 12 Michigan Meats Would You LEAST Like To Eat?.
Summer sausage is delicious, you and your mom are silly.
Dec 22, 2014 Helix commented on SL Letter of the Day: Happy Polidays.
It seems strange to me that the kids know the boyfriend. I would find it weird to know my parent's extra-marital lover, much the same way it would be weird to know my parents' sex habits.