commented on Jeb! Bush Drops Out
I'm imagining a conversation that took place as the S.C. numbers (or lack thereof) were being tallied. It would have gone something like this:
"Son, you do what you have to do. I never wanted you to run to begin with. We know that the republican party is no where near ready to embrace our First Latina of the U.S.. I tried to tell you way back when you first told us about her. Then....you further disgraced/disappointed us by converting to her "cult". So, just do what you must. Yes, I know that you keep saying daddy is the greatest man who ever lived & we all know that this disappointment could kill him. But eventually you'll learn to live with what you did to him."
"Thanks for the pep talk, mom. Please clap."
commented on Rightwing Loons: Obama Had Scalia Killed!
But of course! There is no other reasonable explanation for the death of an overweight 79 yr. old, whose private physician stated suffered from multiple health issues to die. And we can be certain that his family is in on the whole thing, otherwise they would have demanded an autopsy.
commented on Ted Cruz Campaign Accidentally Respects Sexual Women for a Moment
"Had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad," said a spokeswoman.
Had the campaign done a tiny bit of research before they HIRED this actress....
But they didn't. They were (unsurprisingly) lazy & inept and have made a feeble attempt to twist their own poor judgment on the woman that they paid to perform in their ad.
commented on Just How Bad Is Ted Cruz's Goldman Sachs Loan Fiasco?
Had Sec. Clinton made the same "mistake", every talking head & all of the GOP/Tea candidates would be demanding that she immediately withdraw from the race, be indicted, & sentenced to life in prison....unless they can get a judge to agree to the death penalty.
As usual, IOKIYAR.
(Its O.K. if you're a republican.)