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      <![CDATA[@12: Oh, that needs to happen SO HARD.
        
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      <![CDATA[What, no "Atlas Sharted"?
        
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      <![CDATA[I would prefer not to.  <br />
        
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      <![CDATA[Witty witty peeps on here today (as on most days).<br />
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I would totally do this, but it's trumped by the possibility of counting the tumbleweeds deposited <b>on the road</b> in front of my house by the last windstorm.
        
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      <![CDATA[I'm always comforted by stories of everyday heroes like this.
        
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      <![CDATA[That is amazing. I want it to decorate my walls like scrolls of Chinese poetry.
        
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      <![CDATA[I love the fact that he did this a decade ago, and has been keeping it in a box ever since, only pulling it out to show people who doubted his assertion that he'd done it. Imagine how lucky and honored those people must have felt!<br />
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@3, are you referring to Bartleby the Shittener?
        
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      <![CDATA["Returns not accepted."<br />
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Probably wise...
        
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      <![CDATA[Who did this, Bartleby the scrivener?
        
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      <![CDATA[I can think of better things to copy onto toilet paper. Things that would make wiping a transcendent experience.
        
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      <![CDATA[@1 Omoo you didn't.
        
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      <![CDATA[The reserve has not been met yet, Paul. It's going to take more than $200.
        
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      <![CDATA[up next: Typee.
        
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