http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/02/20/return-of-the-president Comments On: Return of the President by Paul Constant en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Fri, 24 May 2013 14:45:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by Dougsf]]> Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:20:10 -0800 The Stranger
"The reasons why he sucked are many and, to be truthful, have been widely catalogued in the annals of presidential history. So, with your indulgence, I'd like to focus instead on the intensity of his sucking.

Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him. His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office," but literally a taint -- the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles."

I hate Warren G. Harding."

Gosh, I love America (The Book).
Posted by mikethehammer]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:55:23 -0800 The Stranger Posted by kpt]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 23:30:06 -0800 The Stranger
Similarly, of course, Lincoln could never make it into office with a beard. It's all about the visuals, people! (Cf. Warren G. Harding, whose sole qualification for office was "how presidential he looked." Didn't work out well.)
Posted by Pope Buck I]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:39:01 -0800 The Stranger Posted by David Thompson]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:22:06 -0800 The Stranger Imagine if Genghis Khan swept through Nevada.


Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:55:13 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Matt from Denver]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:52:29 -0800 The Stranger
That he did, but Cato brought up FDR, who served like a billionty nine.
Posted by Zebes]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:32:53 -0800 The Stranger
Gosh, I love America (The Book).
Posted by mikethehammer]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:56:07 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Matt from Denver]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:06:48 -0800 The Stranger http://www.gobourbon.com/index.php?optio…
Posted by kim in portland]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:01:25 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cato the Younger Younger]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:39:09 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Matt from Denver]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:35:43 -0800 The Stranger
There are term limits to consider, but maybe there's a loophole somewhere in the mechanics. We need someone well-versed in both constitutional law and time travel.
Posted by Zebes]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:28:53 -0800 The Stranger
I'd say that sounds exactly like Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.
Posted by laterite]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:17:03 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cato the Younger Younger]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:10:40 -0800 The Stranger
No, I'm just bigoted against fat presidents.
Posted by Zebes]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:09:31 -0800 The Stranger Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, is what you're saying.
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:56:50 -0800 The Stranger
Posted by kmq1]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:46:51 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Phoebe in Wallingford]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:45:40 -0800 The Stranger
*did he actually accomplish anything? besides eating and getting stuck in bathtubs? i don't know, see above paragraph
Posted by Zebes]]> Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:27:29 -0800 The Stranger