http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/07/31/this-is-the-kind-of-first-sentence-hard-news-reporters-dream-of Comments On: This Is the Kind of First Sentence Hard News Reporters Dream Of by Christopher Frizzelle en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
I only dream that if I'm ever arrested for anything I can manage to look like that much of a caricature for my mug shot.
Posted by Reverse Polarity]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:54:03 -0700 The Stranger Posted by Cracker Jack]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:33:08 -0700 The Stranger Posted by wisepunk]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:04:38 -0700 The Stranger Posted by gracey]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:52:50 -0700 The Stranger
In any event the first sentence follows the journalistic precept of answering four of the five Ws - but not Why. And maybe How.

He undoubtedly has legal possession of firearms and perhaps a pit bull or two.
Posted by Rhett Oracle]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:36:04 -0700 The Stranger Posted by TheMisanthrope]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:01:08 -0700 The Stranger Posted by Sweeney Agonistes]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:58:09 -0700 The Stranger Posted by gloomy gus]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:43:06 -0700 The Stranger A man who was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through the crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year will not have to register as a sex offender.
Posted by Zebes]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:37:22 -0700 The Stranger Posted by Sam O.]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:37:16 -0700 The Stranger
I will mention that the guy is prescribed meds for mental illness.
Posted by floater]]> Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:37:04 -0700 The Stranger