Comments On: "If you are white, you better read this quick and simple paragraph!" by David Schmader

Re: "If you are white, you better read this quick and simple paragraph!"

Lymis — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:59:35 -0700

Why does it never occur to these people that if they are members of a rapidly shrinking majority, that now is the time to put in ironclad protections of minority views and rights.

Since "Hey, majority, it's only fair to use your power to make sure everyone else has the same access and guarantees you do" clearly didn't register, how about "Hey, majority, you're next. You ready to be treated the same way you treated the minority when YOU were in charge?"
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Cephalodude — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:16:36 -0700

Anyone who says the phrase "anti-white" or "reverse discrimination" is a crackpot and severely cut off from reality.

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balderdash — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 18:30:42 -0700

We Like Writing At A Fourth-Grade Level! We Don't Support Reading! We Also Don't Like Necks! This Is Our Free Speech Political Opinion! Don't Vote For Anyone With A Neck! All My Neck Is In My Forehead! I Graduated From Elementary School!
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care bear — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 17:11:14 -0700

This is a free speech opinion!

I like this disclaimer. When people call them out on their bullshit they can just stick their fingers in their ears and yell this over and over again.
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Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:20:32 -0700

I like the part where they claim not to be associated w/ (among other things) the United Nations.

Good to know.
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Hernandez — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:41:30 -0700

I wanna be a superminority! Sounds way better than just a plain ol' minority.
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ScrawnyKayaker — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:35:03 -0700

OK, maybe two facets.
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ScrawnyKayaker — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:32:43 -0700

This guy is one crazy facet short of a Time Cube.
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Supreme Ruler Of The Universe — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:26:01 -0700

You're not going to be believe this story, but over the summer, mostly in an effort to soak up as much Vitamin D before the rainy season, I used to ride my bike over to Lake Meridian and soak up some rays. Meridian is kind of like the local beach -- like Golden Gardens, by vastly smaller.

At one point, there was this guy, I call him the Black Man. He seemed like a freshman at college, somewhat diminutive like Donald Glover on Community, but he would go around doing things and refer to himself in the 3rd person.

So at one point, he walked up to one of the bikini clad Ukranian girls laying on the grass and talking out loud to himself, said something like "yes, what you really need is the Black Man. Time for the Black Man to get some of this".

Then at another time he was playing Frisbee with his friend and he was saying "this is the White Man's sport. See, the Black Man can't play this".

At one time, I think at Starbucks nearby I heard his vote, possibly refering to me, "see the Black Man has to do these things...he can't get a job like the White Man".
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Will in Seattle — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:22:38 -0700

@17 is correct. People who hate D's never call them Democratic.
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sloegin — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:07:13 -0700

The email uses the term "Democratic Party". Proper goonspeak is "Democrat Party."

Inclined to think satire.
Posted by sloegin

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Zebes — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:54:10 -0700

[Citation Needed]
Posted by Zebes

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Geni — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:53:40 -0700

This is a wonderful exemplar of Poe's Law. Or its corollary, the Poe Paradox. I can't quite tell.
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Sandiai — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:49:20 -0700

My neighborhood is DemocratIC AND mostly white. Did I just blow your mind?

I like: "etc., etcetra" and "superminority."
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kid icarus — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:36:11 -0700

F-you, you are white!

<3 <3 <3
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LMcGuff — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:34:32 -0700

@11: He's trying to be "politically correct."
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keshmeshi — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:30:00 -0700

I love that the author has no apparent knowledge of *actual* anti-white epithets. No shout out for "honky" or "cracker"? How sheltered is this person?
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Urgutha Forka — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:22:56 -0700

This is your brain on drugs
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COMTE — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:21:50 -0700

I'm thinking this is actually someone's attempt at a legitimate site - I simply can't imagine a prankster would go to this much trouble and spend the amount of time required to type out page-after-page of "WE LIKE WOMEN!" statements, even if many of them do seem robotically redundant.

Only some OCD 40 year-old who probably hasn't had a date in 10 years would have the compulsion-induced stamina to create something like this...
Posted by COMTE

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amyl — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:20:33 -0700

He has a youtube video too! http://youtu.be/HiLJaZyB21Q
One of the planks in his political platform is to mandate that the homeless work out four hours a day and engage in advanced robotics training.
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bugwitch — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:17:37 -0700

"Vote Republican every time you vote and always vote for candidates that are women or that are men that like women (Republican men are men that like women so vote for Republican men or Republican women!)"

So, by the logic of this statement, Republican women like women...does that make them lesbians?
Posted by bugwitch

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More, I Say! — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:14:51 -0700

Also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxK9x0p8…

"I hate dudes, I LOOOVE WOMENNN!"
Posted by More, I Say!

Re: "If you are white, you better read this quick and simple paragraph!"

More, I Say! — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:12:13 -0700

Yea, every day when I walk home to the Central, I hear awkwardly formal insults from minorities, such as "you are white, fuck you." I fear this departure from the use of contractions will have greater implications for our society as a whole...
Posted by More, I Say!

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Allie — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:11:12 -0700

There are a lot of exclamation points! A lot!
Posted by Allie

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Pick1 — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:01:57 -0700

Dear God,

Thank you for that link to their site.

The We Like Women Political Party - one of the main functions of government shall be to use neuroscientific conditioning techniques to make everyone like women better:

So much gold.
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