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      <![CDATA[Pepper spray!
        
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      <![CDATA[Apparently self-flagellation isn't what it used to be.
        
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      <![CDATA["self-flagellation" was not my creation, SPD wrote it in the report, check the link.
        
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      <![CDATA[Well he's going to get the public indecency charge either way. Might as well let the man finish, it's just common courtesy.
        
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      <![CDATA[My best friend manages the Alehouse, and just happened to take a vacation day on Wednesday.  Otherwise, he would have been the one to discover this creep.  He was trying to grab women on the street, one of them ran into the alehouse to report it, and the rest is history.
        
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      <![CDATA[Finally, a legitimate use for a taser.
        
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      <![CDATA[I know it's Jonah Spangenthal-Lee words, but unless the guy was holding a whip in one hand and whipping himself while doing it, he wasn't "in the throes of self-flagellation."
        
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      <![CDATA[If flagellating, doing it wong. (I'll spot you an "R," Chelsea.)
        
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      <![CDATA[#Champion!
        
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      <![CDATA[His momma always taught him to finish what he started.
        
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      <![CDATA[Yes, but did they let him finish?!?
        
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      <![CDATA[@1  Nice try.
        
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      <![CDATA[So, did he make it, or not?
        
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