Comments On: Dumb Ways to Die by Cienna Madrid

Re: Dumb Ways to Die

AnnaCakes — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 13:09:52 -0800

My dad has rattlesnakes as "pets." I should send this to him. Not that it would help. He's determined to make his house look like that creepy house in serial killer movies.
Posted by AnnaCakes

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seriously what is wrong with your head — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 11:49:36 -0800

dude fuck you
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 11:33:36 -0800

Too politically correct.

The original version had bicycling and motorcycling with no helmet, but both of those have influential lobbies of loudmouth idiots who made it not worth the trouble. At the end of the day, they just said "Let the cyclists die when they fall of and conk their heads if that's what they want so bad."

It's weird how there are no "I want to eat spoiled pie" activists, but there's no end to the supply of certain kinds of fools defending their right to die stupidly.

Let's not even get started on why there's no mention of guns. Other than shifting the blame for hunting deaths to people who "dress like a moose" (like that happens a lot) rather than idiot hunters.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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chromie — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:11:31 -0800

So cute <3
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turkey — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:51:55 -0800

Did drugs make it on the list?
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Chefgirl — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:14:06 -0800

This dumb way to die has just stuck with me for years...heard about it in college. A bunch of kids broke into a parade's staging area and one of them lay down while another drove a FLOAT over him...to DEATH. They may only go 2 miles per hour but floats are heavy! Death by float. Oi.
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heywhatsit!? — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:12:19 -0800

I will play this on banjo.
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care bear — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 09:06:54 -0800

It's awfully twee.
Posted by care bear

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Bauhaus I — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:59:28 -0800

Pretty clever if not a tad depressing.
Posted by Bauhaus I

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sniggle snuggle — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:47:00 -0800

I wish they'd make a "Dumb Ways to Live" version too.
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pat L — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:30:03 -0800

It's fantastic! Remind me not to stick a fork in the toaster!
Posted by pat L

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Pope Peabrain — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 08:25:17 -0800

That is a riot! The song and video are both the most entertaining things I've heard and seen in a while. Thanks!
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