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      <![CDATA[And about his Inception review. Harry Knowles didn't get invited to the Dark Knight's set, so that's why he hates Nolan.
        
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      <![CDATA["Shortest Distances"<br />
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      <![CDATA[This is worse than Knowles used to be by a huge margin. Early onset dementia? Substance addiction? Hard to know.
        
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      <![CDATA[I think Ain't it Cool News is a pretty cool guy. He writes movie reviews and doesn't afraid of anything.
        
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      <![CDATA[Holy hell, why hasn't the site been updated since 1995?!!  So hideous
        
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      <![CDATA[Wow. An average 7th grader can write better than that.
        
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      <![CDATA[I don't understand why this site is even on anyone's radar. It comes off to me as someone's MySpace page that everyone loves for no good reason.
        
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      <![CDATA[To paraphrase David Sedaris, "Harry talk pretty one day." Or maybe not ever.
        
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      <![CDATA[Harry is in really rough shape and is probably addicted to painkillers.  That doesn't excuse his terrible writing but it does explain it.  I feel very sorry for the man, he is obviously damaged.
        
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      <![CDATA[I’ve heard that Harry Knowles is the nom de plume under which Chuck Mudede writes movie reviews.  Their “writing” “styles” certainly are identical.
        
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      <![CDATA[Ugh, Harry Knowles.
        
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      <![CDATA[I never saw that Blade 2 review. Holy shit. "BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit."
        
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      <![CDATA[I'm with @1, this isn't bad writing, this just isn't English.
        
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      <![CDATA[I love how they had a short guy play a tall guy's role.<br />
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Computer program written review ftw!
        
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      <![CDATA[@7: Exactly. It already sounds like a porn actor's name.
        
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      <![CDATA[I can't wait for the porn parody, "Jack Reacharound."
        
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      <![CDATA[@5 Better. If Harry did write this, I would say his physical injury has finally leaked into his brain.<br />
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Is This the Worst Film Review Ever Written?]]></title>

    
    <link><![CDATA[http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/12/12/is-this-the-worst-film-review-ever-written/#15514383]]></link>

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    <author><![CDATA[McJulie]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Would this be better or worse if it were written by a computer program?
        
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          Posted by <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Profile?oid=11254857">McJulie</a>]]>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:42:50 -0800</pubDate>
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