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      <![CDATA[@44: Damnit, my proof-reading sucks. Sentence two of my pitch should read, "Do you love your current stuffed animals but wish they could <b>love</b> you back?"
        
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      <![CDATA[Well, THAT was disappointing!  Guess I'll ask my boyfriend for permission to jack off now.
        
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      <![CDATA[So, yeah, my first thought was a stuffed bear that's specially designed for humping:<br />
<blockquote>Chastity Bear! Do you love your current stuffed animals but wish they could you back? Well, your problems are solved with Chastity Bear, the first stuffed bear specially designed to help girls of all ages remain chaste until marriage. No more trying to awkwardly position a snout or arm in *just* the right spot, only to have it dislodge after a few pelvic thrusts - this bear will stay put when gripped between the legs, and his patented Love Vibes will make remaining chaste for your future husband <b>a pleasure</b>. Made from a durable, machine-washable polyester cover and filled with soft, stain-and-odor-resistant polyvinyl stuffing, Chastity bear is built to last until your wedding night. Batteries sold separately.</blockquote><br />
Actually, this might be a really, really good idea. Should I be pitching it to sex toy or children's toy manufacturers? Are there children's sex toy manufacturers? Some of those costumes for bondage-themed superheroes come close.
        
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      <![CDATA[@30:<br />
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I'd imagine that girls in the sub-culture this is aimed at would be quite sheltered, and might like 'little girl stuff' later than girls in the general community.
        
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      <![CDATA[@40: Yoga instructor? That's gaaay.
        
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      <![CDATA[Isn't a constant reminder of how you're not getting any going to make sex first and foremost on your mind, making it more likely that you'll ultimately break your pledge? Isn't giving girls a martyr complex about doing something "that everyone else isn't doing" a recipe for disaster?
        
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      <![CDATA[Chastity dildos will accomplish the same thing. Hell, you could even insert a special letter into the battery compartment, to always remember: Stay hot, stay tight and eventually this piece of plastic will be a yoga instructor that owns his own loft and can bend in the most wonderful ways.<br />
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That, I would buy for every 18 year old I know.
        
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      <![CDATA[Apparently during the seminar girls also write letters to their future husbands. I can only assume that this means on the wedding night, grooms get presented with a well-"loved" bear and a 12-year-old's feelings about destiny.<br />
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Judd Apatow, that comedy premise is all for you.
        
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      <![CDATA[Trying to single out individual wtfs from this sea of fuckery:<br>
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1) the founder, "Madison," says she was inspired by a book called "Poke the Box."  <br>
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2) I find it disconcerting that the idea is that girls need a placeholder to "hug and cuddle" while waiting for a husband. It's been suggested upthread, but this idea might work much much better with a vibrator. If an inanimate "hug and cuddle" device will satisfy the hug-and-cuddle urge without tempting girls to go further and find real live people to hug and cuddle, wouldn't it stand to reason that a vibe could satisfy other urges without tempting girls to sin?<br>
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OR IS THE BOYFRIEND BEAR JUST A GATEWAY DRUG TO SEX<br>
        
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      <![CDATA[@1 - Just emailed them with a serious inquiry re: them making a product line for boys.  Awaiting response with glee.
        
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      <![CDATA[Not going to lie- one of my stuffed animals was my first masturbation aid. So, there's that... (not a furry: it was the strategically placed and stuffed tail that did it for me, not the plush- that was actually a drawback because I couldn't wash it)
        
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      <![CDATA[@20: John isn't saying that bears are undersexed, he's saying that CHASTITY bears are undersexed. They're chaste. Chaste bears don't have sex.
        
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      <![CDATA[Girlfriend Beaver also comes with a "special pocket".
        
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    <author><![CDATA[Y.F. Redux]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[I'd like to thank the religious right for creating another generation of kinksters.
        
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    <author><![CDATA[DRF]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Remember when people used to tell boys to take up stamp collecting and radio repair rather than masturbate?  That's like telling someone to make sure to get enough sleep when they're hungry.  Yes, thirteen-year-old girls like teddy bears.  NOT REMOTELY THE SAME THING AS BOYFRIENDS.
        
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      <![CDATA[@19,<br />
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Hallalujah!
        
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      <![CDATA[It's just... horrible... Unbelievably creepy !<br />
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"For girls who wait" all written in pink ? How old are the girls targeted ? 9 to 11 ? At that age, they're supposed to get married ??<br />
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John has to be a serious pervert to mix marriage, a serious adult stuff, with underage toys ! Pedobear !
        
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      <![CDATA[Something else to look out for when you visit a girl's place.  If she has one of those things sitting in the corner, get the hell out.  That's your Krazy Kristian alert.
        
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      <![CDATA[This is inspiring!  I have a sewing machine and am presently making my first Chastity Serpent.  It will be just like the Serpent in the garden of Eden.  It will keep you busy until you are legally married.  Exterior is a 300 count sateen finish cotton with polyfil interior.  Totally biblical and washable.  Keep yourself pure while at the same time reaching Christian Climax.  Blessings to all, and pray without ceasing.
        
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      <![CDATA[@2 How you doin? <br />
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Love me some bears. Not the chastity type though.
        
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      <![CDATA[Isn't this one of them gol' dang graven image things? There's a picture on the site of girls praying in a circle around the bears, that looks like a non-christian ritual for sure.
        
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      <![CDATA[Gah! Why couldn't I have learned about this sooner! Would've saved me the time I spent fretting about what to get my sisters.
        
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      <![CDATA[Maybe we should argue that god wants them to have sex. After all, isn't it god that ripens their gonads at eleven or twelve? Or is there another element of evolution they'd co-opt?
        
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Puts a whole new meaning on the Velveteen Rabbit, eh? Where the rabbit was "loved" until it's seams tore, stuffing came out, and fur wore off?
        
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:04:25 -0800</pubDate>
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    <title><![CDATA[Re: Chastity Bears!]]></title>

    
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    <author><![CDATA[Cato the Younger Younger]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[and for teenage boys...Chasity Cougar!  She's always there for you to keep you pure!
        
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:00:03 -0800</pubDate>
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