http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/12/26/six-conversations-i-did-not-wish-to-have-on-christmas Comments On: Six Conversations I Did Not Wish to Have on Christmas by Cienna Madrid en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Fri, 24 May 2013 05:30:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Posted by prompt]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2012 10:14:46 -0800 The Stranger Posted by evilvolus]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:55:25 -0800 The Stranger I wish you were as easy to breed as my dog.

Now that you mention it, has any female staff member of The Stranger ever squirted out a baby? Has a pregnant woman ever even set foot in your offices?
Posted by seandr]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:12:50 -0800 The Stranger
5) Maybe you haven't presented me with the right bitch/stud yet

4) I'll just tell them "Well, its really classified top secret but he is a peg boy for Seal Team 6 (though really why not take it that he isn't sharing that info & let it go?)

3) See #4

2) Well, then something positive is coming out of all that humping!

1) Oh dear, please show us all.


Posted by frankdawg]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:31:46 -0800 The Stranger "We're all just empty emotionless husks anyway", "Do people really smile because their happy or is it just something you do out of etiquette?" and "Christmas is like death - it happens so seldom that you never bother to remember what a chore it is"

I guess that was the highlight. :D Swedish christmas dinner ftw!
Posted by JensR]]> Thu, 27 Dec 2012 03:30:58 -0800 The Stranger That's pretty funny. I'm almost thinking one day on slog should be devoted to the word ANUS. Like that amazing day when all the posts were authored by that politician, I forget his name, Ken McConnell?
Posted by dnt trust me]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 23:05:41 -0800 The Stranger Posted by I have always been... east coaster]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 22:54:26 -0800 The Stranger What happens when you clip a MUVI camera to a ceiling fan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d57oOQcgC…


Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:17:10 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Ernie1]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 21:10:37 -0800 The Stranger Posted by I Got Nuthin']]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:57:19 -0800 The Stranger
He said, completely seriously, "I never had a gun around the house because I was afraid your mother would shoot me."
Posted by Free Lunch]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:50:29 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:34:26 -0800 The Stranger
A friend just bred her dog; it cost mucho dinero grande. Among other fun things, the female didn't want to be mounted, and would run around and mount the male.

Until the male was lying there exhausted.
Posted by Motherf-inglogingarbageproblems]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:07:13 -0800 The Stranger Posted by this guy I know in Spokane]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 17:44:14 -0800 The Stranger
Posted by bigyaz]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 17:32:07 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cascadian Bacon]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 17:18:15 -0800 The Stranger Posted by reverend dr dj riz]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 17:05:02 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Mugwumpt]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:58:34 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Juris]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:55:28 -0800 The Stranger Posted by UberAlles]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:50:55 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Goldy]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:49:33 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Gurldoggie]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:26:40 -0800 The Stranger Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:10:18 -0800 The Stranger Posted by yelahneb]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 16:07:54 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Pope Peabrain]]> Wed, 26 Dec 2012 15:58:52 -0800 The Stranger