http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/02/04/your-calling-you-say Comments On: Your Calling, You Say? by Dan Savage en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
...and that's where you're wrong.

See, God hates condoms, because they make it harder for you to feel the Holy Spirit inside of you, or something; praise Jesus!

The existence of butt babies, is what makes saddlebacking acceptable, as it is sex that is open to procreation, as God intended, read Genesis if you don't follow.

In short, Jesus loves you, but you're going to hell. God bless.
Posted by No, Bless _Your_ Heart]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 10:05:27 -0800 The Stranger unintentionally hilarious.

"How to Tweet Effectively on Twitter," indeed.
Posted by Banna]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:56:04 -0800 The Stranger
But since I always use condoms for anal, those microscopic unfertilized dead babies didn't get to my brain, and it's still functioning, which probably explains why I haven't bothered keeping up.

And just now I realize why all Republicans are so challenged in every way: all those closet cases and purity-minded girls never learned about safe sex, and it did get to their brains...
Posted by Ricardo]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:31:38 -0800 The Stranger Posted by TampaDink]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:31:04 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Fnarf]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 16:16:52 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Ricardo]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:49:36 -0800 The Stranger Posted by lolorhone]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:53:00 -0800 The Stranger
I was raised Southern Baptist, and I frequently see a lot of my religious friends and family post these bizarre religious platitudes on Facebook, tinging the most mundane things with Christian rhetoric, i.e., "I am so blessed by Christ that my husband makes great chocolate chip cookies. Look at this Bible verse." It's becoming worse and worse, too. My sister, who is trained to be a missionary, is perhaps the least bad religious person about this. I mean, she'll say something religious, but it's always in some sort of reasonable context. The others? It's like they have to shake their tiny fists at the oncoming secular doom.
Posted by nanoboy]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:44:29 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Pope Peabrain]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:40:45 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Max Solomon]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:24:53 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Dr. Gnu]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:19:36 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Dan Savage]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:14:47 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Fnarf]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:09:59 -0800 The Stranger