http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2013/02/05/anna-i-totally-owe-you-a-burger Comments On: Anna, I Totally Owe You a Burger by Cienna Madrid en-us Copyright 2013 The Stranger. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, The Stranger readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact The Stranger. webmaster@thestranger.com (The Stranger Webmaster) Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:00:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
Seriously, you should do an encore of that series, they were fucking hilarious.
Posted by seandr]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:57:19 -0800 The Stranger Posted by seandr]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:52:03 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Cienna Madrid]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:16:37 -0800 The Stranger
Well done!
Posted by midwaypete]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:59:11 -0800 The Stranger so glad that you are back on solids! You scared the crap out of me with that curse dust stuff.
Posted by Lissa]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:17:31 -0800 The Stranger my motivation to drink juice

Remind me, what was the motivation again? Masochism? Because it was there? Cleansing toxins from your qi? Constipation?
Posted by seandr]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:02:06 -0800 The Stranger Posted by pupuguru]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:03:56 -0800 The Stranger
Bon appétit. I guess.
Posted by treacle]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:39:26 -0800 The Stranger
I am happy for all the pointlessly miserable days you did not subject yourself to.


Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:20:14 -0800 The Stranger
I'm pretty sure I cried when I chewed my first meal (Ramen noodles with a soft boiled egg) in months.

Posted by Cienna Madrid]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 15:06:37 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Will in Seattle]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:56:54 -0800 The Stranger Posted by Allyn]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:54:10 -0800 The Stranger Posted by rob!]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:50:26 -0800 The Stranger
Human beings need to CHEW!
Posted by pinksoda]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:31:27 -0800 The Stranger
We want fads. We like fads. We feel productive with fads.

My next fad diet involves deep-fried crickets.
Posted by Allyn]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:29:12 -0800 The Stranger
"Cleanses" and "Detox" are market buzz words and they mean absolutely nothing.

Any doctor or researcher that has spent time with cleanses (that aren't on a cleanse company's payroll of course) will tell you same thing. Drinking only water or fruit juice is just as healthy...and that is to say, not very healthy. You may lose weight, but you're not getting any healthier.

Our bodies are not a cesspool of garbage calcifying in our organs.

Eat good things(balanced vitamins and minerals), eat in moderation, and exercise regularly. We found the silver bullet to healthy decades ago, but the health industry constantly tries to reinvent the wheel with shit like this.
Posted by Pick1]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:14:14 -0800 The Stranger Posted by wisepunk]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:12:43 -0800 The Stranger Posted by In2ishn]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:04:50 -0800 The Stranger
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.

Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!

Homer: That's good.

Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.

Homer: That's bad.

Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.

Homer: That's good!

Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

[Homer looks puzzled]

Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.

Homer: Can I go now?
Posted by Urgutha Forka]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:00:25 -0800 The Stranger
I'd try a smooth ruby instead.
Posted by Will in Seattle]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 13:57:47 -0800 The Stranger Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER]]> Tue, 05 Feb 2013 13:38:48 -0800 The Stranger