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      <![CDATA[@24: Typical of small-thinking conservatives; Making a slogan in lieu of a cogent argument. LOL<br />
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Hucksters and liars the lot of you.
        
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      <![CDATA[Typical of small-thinking Libs; Focusing on the apostrophe and completely missing the point.  LOL<br />
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Fakes and Phonies the lot of you.
        
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      <![CDATA[@20 I agree that I deserve to get it good and hard.  I don't think "proves" means what you think it does, though.  And as @22 points out, there is  a wonderful irony in messing up "y'all".  Thanks for the laugh.
        
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      <![CDATA[@16 Lighten up Francis<br />
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Was there was a bunch of subtle policy details we idiots missed laughing at Cotton-Mouth Rubio instead of the same old yadda-yadda?   No.   <br />
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There's no shame in laughing at a terrible political performance and this one beat Jindal's "Mr. Rogers / volcano gaffe" by a mile.<br />
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@20  If you're attempting to come off as more intelligent than the people you're trolling you might not want to use, and certainly should never misspell, a common colloquialism such as "y'all".
        
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      <![CDATA[Wow, that was the fakest grin I ever so a public figure make.<br />
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And isn't this the ignorant idiot who said he doesn't know how old the Earth is, that it is debatable?<br />
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America, you need to wake the fuck up before you become a third world country, it is unacceptable that a developed country has the entire other major political party like that.
        
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      <![CDATA[This post just proves how hypocritical ya'll-Libs are,  with your ad hominem insults and shit.  Fakes & Phonies all of you.<br />
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@12,  Funny, unctuousness (actually smarmy) is what what I thought when I watched Obama Tuesday night.  You people are so gullible to believe that shit. LOL.<br />
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      <![CDATA[Sorry to get shallow, but who the fuck thinks he's pretty? Certified gay dude here, and trust me, Rubio will not be entered into the Hatefuck account at the spank bank. Ever.
        
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      <![CDATA[I did it! Man, he must have been nervous.
        
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      <![CDATA[Did you ever smear peanut butter on the roof of your dog's mouth? It looks a lot like this.
        
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      <![CDATA[Who gives a flying fuck about his dry mouth or his (gasp!) taking a drink of water?<br />
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It's the bullcrap nonsense he spews that we should be put off by. What he says, how he votes. Yet what happens? All anybody wants to talk about today is the damned bottle of water, making it about appearances rather than his right-wing ideology.<br />
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Bah.
        
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      <![CDATA[Seinfeld did an episode on this with a sax player. <br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmoEqZ0IF8" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrmoEqZ0I&hellip;</a>
        
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      <![CDATA[Obviously intentional.  How else would the Republicans get anyone to watch their rebuttal, or know/care who Marco Rubio is?  Would the Stranger be covering it at all unless he drank the water?  Evil geniuses...stop covering it.
        
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      <![CDATA[I made it all the way thru......do I get a prize?
        
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      <![CDATA[Unctuousness personified.<br />
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      <![CDATA[Cotton-mouth from smokin' the weed.  That's what!  I find myself often in his shoes.  I'm surprised Dan didn't mention it.  <br />
He is a pretty one, tho.  If he can manage to keep his retro-grade Rethug beliefs from the American people, he's the one to watch in 2016.
        
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      <![CDATA[That weird grin at the end should be posted everywhere.  He will never live it down.
        
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      <![CDATA[Awww.  The poor pwetty boy was nervous.  I think he weally, weally wants to be Pwesident someday.
        
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      <![CDATA[Two things:<br />
1. That Rubio is one of the more intelligent of the GOP bobbleheads makes me feel good about 2016 (for those who actually watched that bullshit response).<br />
2. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That is all.
        
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      <![CDATA[Pretty embarassing to be teased on the morning shows.
        
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You know how they used to test to see if people were telling the truth during the inquisitions? Was Rubio telling whoppers?<br />
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Somebody gave Rubio a really big peanut butter sandwich just before the speech. That's the way they used to get the horse "Mr. Ed" to talk. <br />
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:04:10 -0800</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[The GOP is bordering on performance art at this point.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:46:41 -0800</pubDate>
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    <author><![CDATA[The Beatles]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[He's clearly hoping for all Americans to come together--in his mouth.
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:40:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <![CDATA[another GOP trainwreck.  keep em comin'
        
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    <author><![CDATA[biffp]]></author>
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      <![CDATA[Must be from all those corporate blowjobs?
        
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    <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:07:42 -0800</pubDate>
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