TUE
JUN 23, 2009
'Away We Go'

Away We Go is a movie about a pregnant woman (Maya Rudolph) and her boyfriend (John Krasinski) traveling from city to city to find a new home and wrestling with the eternal question: "Are we fuckups?" They visit other couples who employ varying methods of parenting, from hippie doltishness to alcoholic ignorance, all the while trying to figure out how best to treat their child and each other. If you've ever wondered how to live without doing harm to the world, this film will move you. (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)

WED
JUN 24, 2009
David Byrne MUSIC
David Byrne

At age 57, this Talking Heads icon exhibited phenomenal athletic grace and stamina during his February concert at Benaroya. Byrne performed much of the two albums he recorded with fellow genius Brian Eno—as well as some of the Heads' most scintillating output—as if it were 1983, not 2009. Much of Byrne's appeal now hinges on nostalgia, but rarely do old chestnuts burn (down the house) as brightly as this spry New Yorker's avant-rock compositions. (Paramount Theatre, 911 Pine St, 467-5510. 7:30 pm, $45, all ages.)

THU
JUN 25, 2009
'E.T.' GAY
'E.T.'

The Brown Derby series—which has been brutally butchering movie scripts for years—may have found its perfect foil in E.T. Terror-drag superstar Jackie Hell plays the alien, Emmy-winning Kim Nyhous plays a dykey Drew Barrymore (with a fanny pack!), Elliott and his brother sniff their dad's jockstrap, and the scary forest scenes (which traumatized many a childhood) are set in Volunteer Park. Brown Derby founder Ian Bell has issued a public warning/challenge: "Gays who can laugh at the frequent (or maybe constant) ridiculousness of being gay should come. Those who can't should save their money for the beer garden this coming weekend." (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $14, 21+.)

FRI
JUN 26, 2009
Bend-It Festival

Too young and/or broke to hit the beer gardens this weekend? Consider Bend-It Festival, an all-ages, DIY-oriented queer party happening this weekend at Cal Anderson Park, Northwest Film Forum, and Vera Project. This afternoon's kick-off at the park includes musical performances by hiphop duo Thee Satisfaction, Feelin' Alright (members of Team Dresch, Erase Errata, and Dear Nora), the Redwood Plan, My Parade (members of Bow + Arrow and Pillow Fight Fight), and the Get Off, plus hair styling by Vain, a bike-maintenance station courtesy of the Bikery, and an after-dark screening of Stonewall. (Cal Anderson Park, 1635 11th Ave, www.myspace.com/bend_it. 3 pm, free, all ages.)

SAT
JUN 27, 2009
Dyke March

If tomorrow's Pride Parade is the cantankerous, glitzy, older queen of gay culture, the Dyke March is the parade's grittier, more political—and more sober—sister. Since the early 1990s, the march has snaked through the streets of Capitol Hill on the evening before the parade. Afterward, lesbian nights explode in bars around town, including Girl4GIRL at Club Motor, Hot Flash (for women 36 and over) at the War Room and Neighbours, Cherry at Re-bar, and the beer garden at Wildrose, Seattle's lesbian mecca. (Rally from 5–7 pm, Seattle Central Community College Plaza, Broadway and Pine, march at 7 pm.)

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SUN
JUN 28, 2009
Seattle Pride 2009

Like all good things, today's GLBT Pride celebration is two-pronged. Prong number one: The parade, which makes its way down Fourth Avenue from Union to Denny. (Expect noisy motorcycles, ambitious floats, and glittery everything.) Prong number two: The Seattle Center PrideFest, which features beer gardens, live music and dance performances, and roving hordes of gays and those who love them. (Pride Parade 11 am–2:30 pm, PrideFest 11 am–7 pm, both events free. For full info, see www.seattlepride.org.)

Sex Toy Drag Race

This race is just like the annual Georgetown Power Tool Drag Race, except instead of modifying an old belt sander, drill, or nail gun, contestants trick-out brightly colored dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs with wheels and some sort of power source. Think Mad Max meets Babeland. Remember: Sex-toy racers should not only look good, but go FAST. Slow and steady does not win this race. The racetrack will magically appear somewhere inside the Wildrose post-parade carnival. Don't miss it! (Wildrose, 1021 E Pike St, 324-9210. 3 pm, donations go to KEXP, 21+.)

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MON
JUN 29, 2009
The Double Header

Opened in 1933 in what was once a dime-a-dance hall, this Pioneer Square landmark was the longtime epicenter of Gay Seattle, until the post-Stonewall queers sought higher ground on Capitol Hill. Now it's a big, funky, wonderful dive bar—transient-friendly, with pool and pull-tabs, and a weathered majesty you'll find nowhere else in Seattle. Come for the history, stay for the glamorous photos of drag queens of yore lining the walls. (Double Header, 407 Second Ave, 464-9918. 9 am–11 pm, 21+.)

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